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When I worked at a CDJR location, the Chrysler 200 and the Jeep Liberty were the cars to put people in with bad credit and negative equity. “i still want to keep the payments at $200 and not put any money down.” Heard that more times in six months than I ever thought I’d hear. I would then politely tell the customer

This will end well.

This is the winner, right here folks!

Crack pipe is correct.

This is an awful lot like training an elephant to dance the ballet. As it pirouettes and jetes around the stage you are flabbergasted by its elephantine grace and the ponderous way it sails through the air. Never mind that it is an elephant. It is dancing.

Yeah, but can I finance it for $500/month through one of the sellers?

Does this work for replicants though

Dynamat itself isn’t cheap (but not insane, either), but there’s similar products and knock-offs that are cheaper. An automotive upholstery shop can also replace the headliner with one with thicker sound (and climate) insulation.

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A) The pressure in the storage room builds up to the point where the doors are basically sealed shut due to external forces, similar to how you can’t open a car door underwater.

Shave his belly with a rusty razor?

Put him in the bed with the captains daughter.

Knocked out by fermenting molasses?

Yes, but what did they do with the drunken sailor, ear-lye in the morning?

All answers are wrong. The right answer is Roadmaster with a mattress in the back.

The best answer is a Ford Transit Connect. Great mpg, plenty of space and rugged interior. Perfect for a mostly road-based overland escape vehicle.

First-generation Ford Transit Connect Wagon.

Ford Flex.