Or one right move. Bringing back the pussy flash? Hey, imitating Paris Hilton worked for her sister...

Am I the only one who doesn’t like her hair? I just think think it makes her look like a 40 year old who can’t quite move on from her 20s.

Before Cara Delevigne was cool (actually, she wasn’t even an embryo yet) (actually, her mom probably wasn’t either) I was rocking that same cut-out top from Fiorucci on 59th St.

The Porn Iguana looks awesome. For someone who stole the look of an actress who’s been dead for 45 years.

Farrah Abraham looks awesome... for a 45 year old.

Farrah Abraham looks awesome... for a 45 year old.

He orders them from the catalog.

Spill.

Lol same. And here I thought I had four more years of viability left before I expired.

yea, I definitely don't see Leonardo pulling a Clooney and settling down with a bright successful woman over 30.

Why only one at a time?

She’s in for one rude awakening.

This was wonderful. I have to wear and construct 18th century clothing for work every so often, and it is HARD. Really, overwhelmingly hard to get it authentic, right, sewn properly and true to the year and place you are in. 18th century clothing construction has little to do with modern clothing construction, it’s an…

I recently found out that I have Pop TV, and they’ve been re-running The OC. What I discovered:

She smokes like a chimney. I saw her at SXSW and every show I saw her at she was loaded (I mean, it’s SXSW so like, being a little drunk is to be expected but she was like LOOOOOAAAADED). I mentioned on another Mischa article last week that she also came to a SXSW party I helped plan and she ordered a tall boy Lone…

Season 4 was so much better without her! I absolutely adored Taylor Townsend. And I was probably one of the few that shipped Taylor/Ryan. Even though realistically, they probably wouldn’t have lasted for the long run. But I still think they got back together again after the wedding.

She was a much better child actress…

So Mischa didn’t know/remember which year was THE MOST IMPORTANT in her life. Shocker.

Mischa couldn’t even get her years right. She left The O.C. in 2006 and the show ended in 2007. You would think her agent would have known this.

In highschool my theater group did a trip to NY and were in the audience of TRL. Somewhere in my parents house exists a VHS of me, on MTV, with frizzed out hair, just full out screaming like a banshee (not like smiling cheering, full open mouth shrieking because I was so excited) and clapping like I was trying to…

Gotta admit: I kind of love full-sequin sparkliness. If I ever had a super-fancy event to attend, I’m pretty sure I’d rent this dress: