Chris Christie actually lied about her showing symptoms, and she’s suing in part based on that.

I love everything about this lady (well maybe not the eyebrows) and this case, up to and including shining a light on how many people that consider themselves committed to the principles of liberalism will actually jettison them without qualm the second they feel nervous.

Could I possibly persuade you to purchase Ecuador instead and save the Galapagos? I mean, I don’t wanna tell anyone how to live their lives or anything but think of the karma points!

I support you in your goals and dreams.

That’s a leeeeettle large for a ring, but I want to set that diamond in a tiara and wear it 24/7.

I know which one I’d attend

Pacman stayed in the game and Carr hurt his hand on Pacman’s helmet while trying to stiff arm late the first half and never returned. Since that happened after the above incident, Raiders fans should be pissed he wasn’t ejected before Carr got hurt

Really? Even with his own team pulling him off the guy?

I mean, is there an actual rule that says you can’t pull the helmet off of your opponent and then slam his unprotected head into the side of it?

Can you trust 3 referees staring at it to make a competent decision? The answer is no.

I cant decide what’s more egregious, the head slam, or the announcer dude saying “toting the line”, or the fact that announcer dude thought that shit deserved such a generous interpretation of a mugging on live TV.

I remember thinking it was the end of the world. I don’t wear skinny jeans since I was ten. I refuse to even aknowledge their existence.

And then he randomly liked Cassandra. What? Go home, douche. I’m so glad he left alone. Dan would be the one to go home and not get laid. He posted a picture on Instagram watching the finale by himself with his dog. That’s what he gets for being so shallow. Ashley was precious, and Amber is pretty great too. He had to…

Amen. All the shows. Forever.

she’s a siren.

Ashley S. update, her exit interview from the aftershow:

Al my bachelor pad thoughts:

“She’s the only one I can see myself with”= she's the hottest one to me. He keeps going on and on about what they have in common. Yeah I bet that's it.

Sam should have gone home with Joe. She is terrible. I’m starting to be very disappointed in Dan. I had really high hopes for him.