Remember kids; if you’re old, white, and Republican, your gross negligence and incompetence will be excused as on-the-job training.

People laugh at the US but the UK is well and truly fucked with its political leadership right now. You guys better hope Liz doesn’t kick the bucket anytime soon since everyone expects Chuckles III to try and take a more active role in governing the realm.

Does Saavedra know that the Christians were the ultimate losers in the Crusades? Never mind that they were usually just an excuse for Western Europe to loot what was left of the Eastern Roman Empire. 

I’m sure the fact that we’re not talking about guns because the UK already has very struct gun control laws will be lost on the President. Although it will be funny if he tries to issue an executive order banning muslims from driving or shopping at Williams Sonoma.

Its hilarious they feel the need to do this. The base has made it quite clear that they’re ignorant of policy details, don’t care that their ignorant, and have put their naive faith in Trump to do the right thing.

Heaven forbid someone can actually make money off of doing the right thing.

It’s the same reason the US keeps the terror alert at elevated - the 90 day ban would have just kept being rolled over for bullshit reasons until it became permanent.

It seems utterly bizarre to me that he would swap between his left and right ears like that. If you are using a single earpiece one would think you would put it in to whatever ear you typically hold a phone up to.

It sounds like there was severe battery depletion on this trip. He probably just wants to go hibernate in Trump Tower for a month but has been told that he, you know, needs to actually do his job.

Thanks to the rest of the AL collectively shitting the bed they’ve crawled out of the basement and are only 4 games out of a wild card, and if the score holds will shortly be leapfrogging Texas by half a game in that race.

I always imagined there was a draft to disperse the Gawker staff, and Deadspin got the last picks. That’s how they ended up with HamNo and Ashley.

Dude’s gotta be on the verge of a public meltdown. And he’s still got 3 days left!

This is a common mindset, even among regular people that think they are poor, but really just have below median incomes and can’t fathom the concept of having such shitty cash flow that you have to decide if you’re going to be eating the week and unplanned expense crops up.

Who knew the Vatican had stricter rules for head coverings than Saudi Arabia?

You guys were gifted a Nordiques team that was on the cusp of greatness, paired with one of the best goalies in the game who proved he still had some gas in the tank.

The commenting here has been going downhill since... well... its always been downhill, but, like, even near rock bottom, it’s still a little steep.

He was wrong about that anyway! America worships money.

The only reason America objects to Sharia Law is because they don’t understand Islam worships the same God.

Based on what happened when he accused Obama of wiretapping him he thinks putting stuff in quotations gives him some sort of plausible deniability when he eventually gets questioned on it.

Shouda left it in so the class has someone to point and laugh at at future reunions.