You can’t expect someone with dementia to remember what they were told, or what they told others.

Plus, all the evidence that points to him being functionally illiterate.

I dunno, they made his sister serve her full sentence for violating her probation.

The ones that predate the election are fair game, I assume, since they wouldn’t be subject to federal recordkeeping laws. I’m unsure how those laws apply to the President-Elect and any press releases between the election and the end of 2016.

The stress of the job is assumed to take a physical toll, as can be seen by looking at pictures of Clinton, Bush, and Obama at the beginning and end of their terms (Lincoln is also a rather famous example, what with having to deal with the Civil War). It’s not all that surprising that the job is taking a toll on a…

If he’s suffering from dementia he’s inevitably going to let something innocently slip in an interview because he’ll forget who he’s talking to.

Beats Death Panels amirite?

Meanwhile in Canada, festering boil Kevin O’Leary abruptly resigned from the Conservative Party leadership race this afternoon. His official stance is that he hasn’t connected with Francophone voters (i.e. he had no intention of learning to speak French and hoped he could ignore the vote-rich province of Quebec in a…

Folks, its not a coincidence that Trump starts backing down on issues when it becomes clear he’s going to have to stay in Washington and work the weekend to get what he wants.

Oh man, one of the things no one is even considering is that there’s no way today’s generation puts up with the bullshit of rationing for an extended war. People will be calling their congressman to demand they surrender the moment they find out they won’t be getting Pumpkin Spice Lattes this year.

They’re subsidizing fares so that they can put cab companies out of business and have a monopoly.

Imagine all the fun new uses the food industry will come up with for Corn that will be left rotting in the midwest!

The plan was, at one point, to tax Mexcian Imports. And that is as vague as it sounds; it was unclear if imports from Mexico would be taxed (meaning Americans would ultimately be paying through higher prices) or there would be some sort of tariff levied on American Exports to Mexico (at which point Mexico would just…

Yeah its a pretty big hole they’ve gotta dig themselves out of at this point. Hard to believe a season could be declared “over” before the end of April, but here we are.

Oriole fans are still butthurt at how many Jays made the 1993 All Star Game.

This seems like very old news. There were reports back when this happened that the military had standing authorization (from the Obama era, no less) to use the weapon if they saw fit. They certainly weren’t going to waste it by accidentally dropping on a wedding.

Well, she was American.

Here’s an article describing two separate instances of this happening in Canada. It seems the real problem is a) marketing needs to be more explicit, and b) news sites need to do better jobs of finding sob story filler.

It’s not that difficult to write on your forehead without a mirror.

Oh god the hot takes out of Boston today are going to be craptastic.