“As you press those tight paper folds together in an attempt to make one indignant lip”...

People are really good at disassociating the “cool” elements of a work of fiction from the larger narrative implications.

“Because when I hear dystopian horror, I think theme park.”

No, dammit. If the lane ends in 1 mile, there is NO reason for you to merge over 1 mile early. Everyone just drove at the same damn speed, then zipper merged, it would not create as much traffic. So, instead, you have a 3 mile backup because everyone immediately dives in to the open lane as soon as they see that the…

Prior to braking for the turn, if you want to be extra polite.

TURN OFF YOUR FUCKING BLINDING ASS HIGH BEAMS.

Signal prior to turning, not during.

1st Gear: I honestly do not understand why this is being done. This will NOT bring any jobs back to America, it will just make it more expensive for Americans to buy cars. Even the Economist agrees:

Oh, like he did with NATO ?

And he does that in broad day light yet his base don’t care. He does everything they were accusing Clinton of doing (in bed with wall street, pay for play, private email accounts for work, even now his very own Benghazi) but they don’t care.

Neutral: No, as soon as his mega-rich big-business cronies inform him of the fact that pulling out of NAFTA will cost them all money he’ll pull a 180 and then act like everyone misunderstood what he meant when he said he wanted to get out of NAFTA.

Or, you know... People could just learn not to be so shitty to each other all the time.

Don’t go blaming the mother, now. Did they not have a father?

Oh, I know! And her VP was scary Tim Kaine. All the guy wanted to do was speak Spanish and play the harmonica, not, you know, hang all the gay people. Glad we narrowly escaped that! /s

Yes, what fine, upstanding people they are with all the horrid puppy mill breeding and sexual abuse that’s rampant in their community. :(

There are strong arguments that people shouldn’t breed dogs, period. Her standards may be high, and I understand that it would result in no longer having show dogs, but there is a massive overabundance of dogs who need homes. They will be euthanized if they don’t find those homes. I would encourage breeders to think…

and she probably pays a lot of attention to COI indices and temperament and doesn’t make a ton of money on the dogs (unless she’s showing champions).

Umm, false equivalency much?

Are you joking? trump could start World War III in a fit of pique. Pence is predictable evil. We can work against Pence, but we have to live through trump first.