My parent’s names are Michael and Lisa - so I always wanted to name my daughter ‘Miley” - but now with Miley Cyrus out in the world I just can’t do it.

SERIOUSLY I just said the same thing out loud to my two cats. NOT COOL, JEZEBEL.

Hi there...recently engaged here (engagement party this wknd!) - I have been struggling with the idea of weight even since before chubby engaged bliss. my fiancee and i (both of us lovely curvy ladies) had been discussing engagement and she said she didn't want to do it until we were both skinnier. i said fuck that.…

She looks way more like Skipper to me. There. I said it. #sorryimnotsorry

I've bought a BUNCH of these because the candles smell so good! (watermelon, black raspberry, vanilla lime which smells like key lime pie, etc) . Also, because the candles are soy-based, they seem to last a longggg time. My lady and I burn it every night 5x a week, and it lasts for 2-3 weeks, easily. the rings are…

ALSO ALSO ALSO she's arlene on true blood!

I NEED IT I WANT IT I DON'T CARE HOW I GET IT I'M SORRY I DIDN'T HAVE TIME TO STOP FOR EXCLAMATION POINTS

nina garcia and i love us some separates!

i want this to have a longer lining underneath...but it's absolutely amazing

furry taco!

maybe she was holding Shaq's?

being a d-bag?

that's what iiiiii said!!! garbage!

i think she's kind of beautiful

you should consider some of those band extenders...i've used them from time to time. one time I got a 42F bra in 3 diff colors, tried them all on in the store, liked them, bought them, brought them home, and then one magically felt tighter when i tried to wear it. it was the correct size and everything...it hadn't…

I wish she would have chilled out just a bit with the botox or the face lift or the whatever she did to make her look like Jigsaw from Saw. I love love love everything about her, but I found it exhausting for my eyeballs when I would watch her during SMASH. But forever an always All hail the grand high witch!!!

agreed. and why the EFF does it have to be right smack next to the maternity section. it makes me so sad that they just put all the "different sized" women in one little dusty, often disheveled corner of the store. i mean, put the maternity clothes next to the itty bitty baby clothes. that makes sense. also it…

I came out at 19 and I had dated guys before that...but just never really felt strongly about it. I dated a woman for 2 years and then went back to men...and back to women. I'm not saying that 19 is the same as 28 (my age right now, as well) but I do know the confusion of meeting someone of the same sex and falling…

not a bongo drum...

I work in a shoe store. A woman came in a few weeks ago and complained to me that after giving birth, her feet grew permanently from a size 7.5 to a size 9.5. I am a size 11 and I am legitimately now kind of afraid of pregnancy for the first time in my life. I'm not saying that I'd forego pregnancy to save my foot…