Basically, he’s taking a knee during the Anthem. (Go with me; I know he has no conscience or morals)

‘Cuz when you turn your back on science, the only thing left to trust is God, evidently.

Except, EVERYBODY rooted for Wile E. (I think the Roadrunner was sympathetic, even)

My daughter made the AARP mailing list at 26.

For the Cold War Paranoia genre aspect, I suggest ‘Invaders From Mars’.

I found Rebel One better at ‘backgrounding’ than Solo.

All of that, and more...

I don’t really need any help w/that, but, thanks!

The original announcement blew my mind.

The fax machine in my office knows that it is outdated and outmoded, but since it’s Gov’tally prescribed, knows it can’t be replaced. But it’s a cushy job, since its rarely used (like The Flatline says, it’s required for certain things).

Awesome! They must be sooooo confused.

When one co-opts a phrase, they should understand what it means.

I bought a suit in ‘85 to be married in (wore it MAYBE one other time). When my daughter got married in ‘19, I had to buy a new one; not only had I lost almost 50 lbs in that time, the cuts have changed away from ‘room’ to ‘fit’, especially in the pants, which worked for me as I have notoriously skinny legs.

Amazing

I’m going to go outside, spin counter-clockwise three times and spit and thereby undo the jinx (for the next 15 minutes).

Nope, not Keith... he has too much respect for the instrument.

“And of course he couldn’t wear just any mask, naturally it has to be one that bears the presidential seal lest we fail to recognize him by his Cheeto-dust tan and heinous toupee alone.”

The hero they deserve!

And you get to spin the wheel for a chance at sniffles or compromised breathing for the rest of your life.

More evidence on the ‘nurture’ side.