oh no, Marlins Man has a child army now
Good thing the Midwest team is from Minnesota and not STL. Eastbank looks like they’re clearly having too much fun.
After the game Kimbrel refused to join the rest of the team for a meal in the cafeteria and instead found an empty area of steps where he could eat his sandwich alone......
“I mean, I’d never really considered it. What if I really am just a belly-itcher?”
He’s a role model for every high school kid, surviving a cock block on the way to second base.
To be fair, the river did stare at that home run for a really long time.
Just let the Reds have the division crown. They want it more than the three teams at the top.
I really think that what the Jays are doing will be instructive to the rest of the league. Forget investing a ton of money in scouting and development. Just start paying a premium for genuine ex-big leaguer semen. Forget stud prospects, embrace stud fees. The Jays have clearly shown they can’t draft, sign or trade…
It’s also neat that he’s the first player to start a game and earn the save.
“After the O’s used nine actual, professional pitchers”
If this had happen during the Montreal portion of the Rays season, it would have been even more confusing because it would have all been in metric.
But if everyone is walking around you for 20 years telling you what a great guy you are and how great a job you are doing, you will never see your mistakes.
Best part of this whole gator saga was that they initially brought in this dipshit named Alligator Bob who spent a week not being able to catch an Alligator, and the first dude they bring up from Florida catches it in like 20 minutes.
Think of all the cash and cars he can win barnstorming half-time shows at basketball games.
If only Alzolay had done that with two strikes it would have been the ol’ strike-em-out-throw-it-run-em-down-tag-em-out-throw-em-out triple play.
I teach a Baseball History class and after I showed them the ESPN Dennis Eckersley video biography in class, and they had found out Manning stole Eck’s wife, a couple of them, who play on the baseball team, shot daggers at each other. I later found out the team’s catcher had “stolen” the second baseman’s girlfriend…
For a mustache and hair combo there’s The Eck and then everybody else. I mean even in this horseshit Cleveland jersey, thinking about how Rick Manning stole his wife, the man looks absolutely majestic.
Ken Phelps, Bob Knepper, Chris Bosio, Mike LaValliere, Paul Kilgus, Kelly Paris, Keith Atherton, Bob Horner, Mark Clear.