The Times Removed All the Best Drug References From This Week's Insane 'Vows' Column
I first read this totally bananagrams Vows column in the New York Times late Friday night, but, just as it took Adrianne Mathiowetz and Janaka Stucky three marriage proposals, a mushroom trip, a vivid nightmare and a viewing of the film Moon to finally understand the depth of their love for one another, it took me a…
Are We Finally Getting a New Frank Ocean Album or Is Everything Lies?
After what feels like a lifetime of delays, Frank Ocean has cryptically indicated that his second studio album, Boys Don’t Cry, will finally come out this month. On Saturday, Ocean posted an image of a library due date card featuring a stamp for July 2016, though of course that pileup of other deadlines blew right by…
Saturday Night Social: Hosted By 'MILF $' And Death Grips
While the song itself settles upon my ears like dozens of tiny, freshly sharpened knives, the new video for Fergie’s MILF $ is a creation entirely unto itself. I’ve discovered that it’s best enjoyed muted, overlaid instead with “Guillotine (It goes Yah)” by Death Grips. I swear to god it lines up perfectly: Jarring…
Michelle Carter Will Stand Trial for Allegedly Urging Friend to Kill Himself
A Massachusetts teen who in 2014 allegedly urged a friend via text to kill himself will be required to stand trial, the state’s Supreme Court ruled on Friday.
Iggy Azalea Dumped Nick Young Because He Got His Ex Pregnant
We already knew that Iggy Azalea broke up with Nick Young ‘cause he cheated on her, but it gets better! By which I of course mean worse:
An Interview With Lael Wilcox, the First Woman to Win the Brutal 4,000 Mile Trans Am Bike Race
Last week, Lael Wilcox became the first woman to win the Trans Am Bike Race, a grueling, 4,200-mile slog that takes cyclists from Astoria, Oregon to Yorktown, Virginia. In addition to offering no prizes, the race is totally unsupported, meaning the participants are responsible for carrying everything they need—from…
Istanbul Police Fire Tear Gas, Rubber Bullets at Pride Gathering
Turkish police fired tear gas and rubber bullets into a crowd of people who gathered to commemorate Pride week in Istanbul, after authorities issued a ban on the annual march. At least 19 people have also been arrested.


