NOBODY SHOULD EVER HAVE TO PLAY THAT GAME!!!! EVER!!!!!

I went to CVS the other day and bought a bottle of wine, shampoo, pregnancy tests, and cigarettes. I actually felt embarrassed. But good news, not pregnant and I figured out that CVS has some kick ass deals on wine. win-win!

Oh funny, I get ads for schools offering Paralegal Certificate programs, to which I obtained back in 2002.

I wonder where Facebook got that I feel fat cause my feed consists of about 10 weight loss ads at all times.

My Mom once told me she hoped I didn't marry another minority because it would be hard on my children. Um Mom, my Dad (your husband) is Mexican, so say what?!?!

I getcha and I feel that way too, but an honest thank you for your hard work is always appreciated. My other boss got me a really sweet card and brought me a sunflower from her garden, that felt nice.

I'm just gonna put this here......

We do to but you have to show birth certificate, which my mom did back in the day because she loves me.

My best friend once told me that she loved that I was never not completely myself. Probably one of the greatest compliments ever and definitely a favorite fact about myself.

Of course, please risk going to jail for my brat of a child! Makes perfect sense.

I thought they were pretty entertaining. Something about a poor little white dude screaming GENOCIDE makes me giggle.

My sister-in-law required that we wear a white dress (beach wedding) and finding one was one of the hardest things ever!!!

Wow, thank you so much for your reply!!

Interesting, but shouldn't she be Princess Catherine? Like Princess Diana?

Genuine question, but is not common for women to change their name in the UK? I think it's totally awesome, just curious.

I even sported a brand new pair so they were all nice and stuff.

They did that in the 90's too. 2 inches above the knee, which is a ton of fun when you're 14 and 5'8".

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I was singled out for wearing converse. Stupid dumb jocks were wearing bright white sneakers, but god forbid the purple hair freak (with a 4.0) wear converse.

Yeah, I just waited for one of them to notice, which took 2 days.