I just spent a long few days alone with my parents who've been married for 40 years, and I gotta be honest, I'm not sure they should be! My mom is mean to my dad, and she even snapped at me for pointing it out. My dad just seems so defeated, and its not all my moms fault, he does things to deliberately piss her off.…

I answer all three of these differently than my husband.

My excuse is that I care more about my mental health than being fat, and I fucking love me some sleep!!!

Uber is awesome! My husband is a driver occasionally with them and has a great time. Cabs are pretty frequent in my neighborhood but uber is way cheaper, and I imagine for celebrities using UberX is a ton more convenient then trying to rent a towncar. We took a BMW to the airport for $15 a few weeks ago, renting a…

Banged first time I met him (not even a date), lived together 6 years, married for 1. and yes, couldn't imagine it any other way.

Seriously. I treat my husband differently than every single other person on earth, that's why I chose him to be my husband.

I adore her, her unapologeticness is inspiring and she actually is a really great interviewer.

I actually think this is pretty awesome. One of my major complaints about my husband is that when he goes out of town he sucks at communication. Last time I straight up told him, ALL I WANT is a good night or good morning text that says hey, I'm alive and thinking about you. NOPE!! Day 4 of trip I blew up at him,…

It's bullshit until you're sitting across from some smug assholes in a coffee shop whose mass exhaling e-cigarette smoke in your face. Just like anything it's a few assholes who fuck it up for the rest, and unfortunately in LA we have a lot of those.

So….. "anyone that says they date a lot of any ethnicity would have gotten the same treatment" because "dating dozens or scores of people seems crazy" to you, so how exactly is that not slut-shaming?! I've slept with a shit-ton of lanky white boys, I'm sure my "lifestyle" was just fuckin CARAZY to you!!

Um, caffeine IS a drug.

I was so upset after we got denied to adopt a cat, is was incredibly insulting! What I figured out is that the staff of volunteers (mostly retired) would get extremely attached to these animals and would deny almost anyone for adoption, and because it's a no-kill shelter the place was just over-run. We went into 3…

So slut-shaming her is ok just because she might be a racist?! Um, NO.

Wow, that's some projecting.

Wow. Definitely time to leave work.

I feel like the theme today is "Friends: sometimes their assholes".

Obviously!!!!!!

Sorry, forgot you just skipped over the article.

I can only watch episodes 6-10, which I don't understand at all! Why can't I watch the whole season?!?!

People wouldn't be married very long then. I've been with my husband for 6 years and both of our libidos have changed over the years, we talk it through and compromise but I can tell you sometimes it really sucks. I'm not going to end my marriage though just because I have a higher sex drive than my husband, there's a…