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Lauren Bertolini
lauren
COO and SVP Product at Gizmodo Media Group
Aug 27 2017
113

Jaime finally nutting up and ditching cersei was a highlight of the episode

Aug 27 2017
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Daenerys is really gonna have Aegon her face when she finds out who she’s hooking up with tonight!

Aug 27 2017
69

It’s a little upsetting Euron is still fighting with Cersei, my 2nd favorite moment from the episode was his ‘Fvck this shit! Peace Out’ moment. At least I’ll always have Littlefinger on the verge of tears when realizing that he wasn’t slippery enough to worm his way out of that one.

Aug 27 2017
47

Jon didn’t even ask Brienne about his sister or the north...Brienne could’ve told him about Arya.

Aug 23 2017
37

You’re Goddamn right my first comment post-Kinjacolypse will be saying I’m excited about the new Taylor Swift album.

Aug 10 2017
158

Listen y’all, the most important advice on here is that if you craft you need that JoAnn’s app. The coupons are off the chain and I don’t buy anything full price at that bitch no mo’!

Apr 6 2017
2

I think more tests should be available to consumers without a ‘prescription’ from a doctor. Any reasonable person with internet access and reference ranges can interpret lab data. I don’t need an appointment just to interpret my lab results. Of course insurance should only cover those tests that are medically Read more

Apr 4 2017
2

I would assume she would want more money than the person that she’d be partly responsible for managing, hence the “dotted line into me” piece.

Apr 4 2017
15

i’d love to tell my landlord i’m going to pay rent next month in “opportunity”

Nov 8 2016
300

I am 64- This is my current Facebook status: I was the third person in my district to vote this morning. My hand shook and my heart pounded when I filled in the oval for the Clinton Kaine electors. My vote is for me, and it’s for my country. But even more than that, my vote is for my four granddaughters, and for my Read more

Nov 8 2016
100

You know, HRC was really the beginning of my feminist journey. I was a kid when she was First Lady, and I remember the mixture of awe and confusion when she went through “Cookie-Gate.” I was maybe 11 or 12, but I remember the anger when she “atoned” for her baking cookies comment by.....baking fucking cookies. I Read more

Nov 8 2016
204

My mother is 78 and has NEVER voted for a Democrat (much to my chagrin). This morning she was in line long before 7 a.m. (with quite a few others, she texted) in DALLAS TEXAS to vote for Hillary Clinton. Her reason? “While only a child the last time a fascist demagogue almost destroyed the world and ran his country Read more

Sep 23 2016
166

My wife has an extensive dildo collection. When we first started dating (early 20s) she would wash them in the kitchen and just keep them in the drying rack. I said “you know, why don’t you dry them in the tub behind the curtain or something”. She said “cause nobody visits my apartment but you”. Fast forward a few Read more