This orange cat is not the graceful ballerina he believes itself to be. Watch him prepare, poise, and then completely fail the leap that would have gotten him a job at the Joffrey. Sorry, cat, it's off to the corps with you. Here's a rose for you to wave and a spear for you to carry.
A Los Angeles woman convicted of burglary was given a sentence of rehab instead of jail time because of the lifetime of sexual abuse she suffered at the hands of her father — abuse that left her pregnant with three of his children.
OK, they're not EXACTLY twins, but it's close enough. He's more like Grumpy Cat's gently disapproving younger brother, and I need him. You need him. We all need him!
DUBAI, UNITED ARAB EMIRATES - DECEMBER 16: Victoria's Secret Angel Adriana Lima launches the 'Victoria's Secret Fantasy Bra', worth $10million, as she celebrates the festive season at Victoria's Secret Store, Dubai Mall on December 16, 2013 in Dubai, United Arab Emirates. (Photo by Francois Nel/Getty Images for Dabo &…
You can now buy George Zimmerman's vision of America: a flag drowning in a deep blue sea of shit.
For over a hundred years, U.S. dollars have been printed on a unique cotton blend paper made using scraps of denim sold in bulk by the garment industry. In fact, about 30 percent of the cotton used in our money$ came from leftover denim (the rest coming from a variety of other textile wastes). It was all fine and…
Just click on it. Just click on the chorus line of kittens performing Christmas carols. This is a no brainer.
Devyani Khobragade, the deputy consul general for political, economic, commercial and women's affairs at the Indian Consulate General in New York City, is facing charges after being accused of paying her full-time babysitter just $3.31 an hour and lying on a visa application.
I am this rat. You are this rat. We are all this rat.
I know this is a cheesy marketing move meant to capitalize on my uterus (where I store my emotions! and candy! and seven remaining eggs!), but I DON'T CARE I LOVE IT SO MUCH.
LOS ANGELES, CA - DECEMBER 14: (L-R) Jenna Elfman, Laura Prepon, Erika Christensen and Danny Masterson attend the Church of Scientology Celebrity Centre's 21st 'Christmas Stories' at the Church of Scientology Celebrity Centre on December 14, 2013 in Los Angeles, California. 'Christmas Stories' benefits the Hollywood…
Well, this is absolutely magical. Except for the guy who told the piano to shut up. That dude was not magical.
And I tell you baby, it was easy coming back to you, once I fingered an owl.
Cibo Matto — that wonderful, super weird band of your wild youth — is back after a 15 year hiatus with a new album, Hotel Valentine. This is the video for their first single MFN, and I already love it. Plus, Reggie Watts of Comedy Bang! Bang! is in it so you know it's right. Hotel Valentine is out February 14 (awww)…
The internet does it again! This time combining your two favorite things: dogs and peanut butter. (I guess kittens and chocolate could be equally amazing, but also dangerous and uncool.)
And it supposedly has MUSIC VIDEOS for every single song. Queen Bey just saved Christmas, y'all.