The other night, while high Googling before bed, I got to thinking about the Bushes, in general, and Barbara Bush, in particular. I told my husband about how I think she cuts quite an intimidating figure and he agreed. So, I wondered, how tall is this woman who bedded down with one former president and birthed…
This year’s FYF Fest, Los Angeles’ annual indie music glorious shit show, was the highest of highs (Kanye, and Solange—holy shit, so good) and the lowest of lows (port-a-potties, feet literally peeling off in my shoes because I’m old and fat and walking is hard). However, the one act that I was the most stoked about…
Here’s something engaged couples didn’t have to deal with up until fairly recently: individualized wedding websites.
Our beloved Orange Is the New Black returns to Netflix tomorrow (!!!) and I was able to get my greedy little hands on screeners for the first six episodes, and let me tell you, this shiz is about to be SO GOOD. (Very minor spoilers ahead. Nothing big or even medium-sized, as I'm not a monster.) Here's what we have to…
Dear Man I Sat Next to at the 3:10pm showing of Wolf of Wall Street at the Regal Cinemas L.A. LIVE Stadium 14,
Farm Sanctuary is probably my favorite place on Earth. It's where animals rescued from shit situations like factory farms and hoarders get to live out their lives with a bunch of hippies who love them. Plus, they usually have vegan cake just sitting everywhere. Heaven.
I didn't mean for that to sound dirty. OR DID I. (I did not.)
I am loving this "Lustworthy" photo series from Jes Baker of The Militant Baker and photographer Liora K. It's bold, gorgeous, and exactly what we need.
In August of last year, I emailed my friend, the awesome Katie J.M. Baker, to see about pitching a story to Jezebel. I'd just been laid off from a job at Google and was looking to do something a little less... Googley. She emailed back saying they were looking for an evening editor and would I be interested? Hell yes,…
SPOILERS NO DOY.
She's perfect. Well, except that she really doesn't want to go shopping with you. NO FAIR. You cannot look that good and not share your secrets; it's cruel. TAKE ME TO YOUR SECRET BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE STORES, DAMMIT.
Do you know the couple in the above photo? Because this picture of their proposal on the Rockefeller ice skating rink two nights ago is pretty freaking magical and they should have it. JEZEBEL ACTIVATE!
Oh, puppies!! All the tears. Forever crying. That music isn't helping; it's traveling straight to my heart and beating all of the emotions out of it.
If you weren't quite done reading an entire Ikea shipping list, here's your chance for more literary pleasure! The late Stieg Larsson’s insanely popular The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo series will be revived by Swedish author David Lagercrantz.
Yesterday morning, 61-year-old blind man Cecil Williams fainted and fell into the tracks at a Harlem subway station. His guide dog Orlando acted quickly, barking to alert others about Williams' fall and then hopping down to try and help him. Unfortunately, a train came quickly and Williams had to hold Orlando closely…
Let's hope this cat doesn't try to play poker anytime soon, with a tell like that, he'll be licked clean in no time (get it get it get it??) (ugh sorry)
Or something. SO EXCITED TO SEE THIS MOVIE.
Just throw all the fucks you've ever given about that other person into the bowl and stab them with a spatula. Delicious!
None of us expect public transportation to be a safe haven or the men and women who drive buses bastions of good will. However, none of us expects to be assaulted, threatened, and then completely ignored by the driver. That's what one woman claims happened to her in San Francisco last night.
A complaint filed by the makers of Twilight parody TwiHarder claims that the teenpire movie series is chock full of racism and perversion.