Do yourself a favor and never pick up a George R.R. Martin book. LEARN FROM MY MISTAKES.

Black lady here, we can actually be pretty elusive. We can be pretty hard to find if you live in corn country.

As a black lady who is down with the swirl, I approve of these photos, and this production, actually I just approve of anything related to these two.

Wait, you mean that's not what it's supposed to be?

You mean to tell me I have to pay extra FOR A BATHROOM!? Between this and the worst room, it should be perfectly acceptable to find these douchenozzles who are renting these places and smack them.

I'm jealous of him. Thigh chafing is the devil's work.

I HAVE NEVER LOVED HER MORE.

Agreed except for the posters part. If a guy has a poster of a good movie/TV show (bonus points if it's framed), he has my approval. Then again, I'm also fresh out of college so if the guy has an apartment to put his posters in that's already a plus.

Am I the only one who finds a guy with BSG posters sexy?

I'm like Goldilocks when it comes to my dick preferences. I need one that's just right. Actually I'm more like Goldicocks.

WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT!? A good bra is worth is worth it's weight in gold. And as a wise friend once told me "It is not upholding the patriarchy to uphold my boobs!"

Don't worry. My sister and I have a 10 year difference as well (I'm the younger one). I'm 22 and we just got to the point where we can talk about stuff. Just give it time until she's older.

Bless this GIF.

FYI "for novelty use only" usually translates to "Oh btdubs this material is probably extremely hard to clean and toxic for your body have fun with that"

Meh, I still think he's hot. More for me!

THIS.

Black/mixed girl over here. THANK YOU FOR THIS. I can't tell you how many times I've gotten that question. Oh and does anybody else get the random men who ask, and then when you answer, look at you like a hungry dog who just found a steak?

I hope you verbally cut that biddie.

I'm starting a club. Kinky/Curly Haired Jezzies United Against Humidity.

Yeah I knew that he had one, I was more surprised because I thought Jezebel was endorsing it.