larrydooby
Larry Dooby
larrydooby

Denouncing racism and bigotry unequivocally ≠ talking about politics

Yeah, especially Mets fans that come to games in Philly. ARGH!

That’s okay, she can certainly do better so she’s coming out ahead in this situation.

What’s worse is that there’s probably a perfectly lovely girl he knows who’d put up with his shit and love him, except he thinks he can do better.

I once accidentally red carded a kid in a youth soccer game. Grabbed the wrong card and knew my mistake as soon as I saw his eyes light up. I said my bad showed everyone the right card and we had a laugh. MLB umpires (Jim Joyce possibly excluded) have never once made a mistake so this couldn’t happen.

People keep asking why baseball isn't popular and no one ever says "watching grown adults hurl baseballs at someone for staring slightly too long at a home run is fucking stupid and confusing". How about legislating that shit out of the game? 

especially the catchers, who suddenly have to improve on an athletic skillset that will only really be needed in this specific league.

Well I like it!

I want him to stick in the league so he can try this on someone like Chris Paul, on a day when he’s REALLY feeling that OKC angst... just to see who dies. Hint: It will be Grayson Allen

Color announcer sounded about 5 seconds from just going over and punching Allen in the throat which, although unorthodox, I would heartily endorse.

“Being overweight is a choice people make.”

My guess, probably boobs/dong. Unless they are doing something personal to each subscriber, it presumably wouldn’t be any different than the normal experience.

Man, Venus Williams is the best.

Soon we’ll all be coo-coo for coco gauff

Japanese hand-ball contact is usually obscured by pixelation anyway.

This will keep the hand balls to a minimum and should protect players from incidental contact that often sends them sprawling to the ground... win win?

I have to give credit, when I originally saw the headline, I groaned about another VAR post from Deadspin, but I thought this was an excellently written article about the reasons behind some of the current issues and how we got here. Completely agreed that the decision to ratify the new rules just before the WWC was a

If Kyrie’s still undecided on whether to stay or leave, this insolent rookie may have just pushed him over the edge.

Velveteen Dream embodies gay club culture better than some actual people I know that are way into gay club culture. The shirts, the pearl necklaces, big earrings and the fans are all STAPLES of club culture.