Seriously...him? That’s disgusting.

Gyllenhall = Hollywood crush of many sensitive Yoga moms

I reread The Milagro Beanfield War recently, and it’s just one of those books that is too populated with characters / story / tonal shifts to fit into a conventional movie, unless it is completely gutted.  

Is there a category for ‘Can’t understand the dialogue because the director lacks faith in the audience to understand emotional elements of the story and therefore inappropriately heaps soundtrack elements all over his movie, almost destroying it at times’?

By the way, my BS detector went off numerous times reading that ad copy.

God, those awful chrome Turbo ‘twist’ wheels, that chrome exhaust tip, that color, that half-assed late-model rear cap, that Florida location, that bad door-fit, that douche-floor mat, that idiot’s-only-language in the ad...

Seriously.

As a man with a lot of Slovakian heritage, I’m glad that fuzzy caterpillar eyebrows are making a comeback.

Oh, look! Some variety of Youtuber is posing on a vehicle with his arms spread out, just like Oprah.

Indeed. Youtube drag races, etc....Jebus.

Jalopnik - Just for kicks, please create a blistering Tweet around this story, and let’s see if you guys get banned from Twitter.

This was the first thing I thought of when it came to her hurt feelings...

Maybe some more neon lights for the interior and more video games for the infotainment system? That’ll fix it, Mercedes.

FYI, Jalopnik. All sorts of Yugos are still on the road, driven by people with modest incomes and basic mechanical skills.

Only a simpleton thinks $400 for an oil change is market-correct, simply because they apparently found that outrageous price on a dealer’s website.

Every time I read an article concerning the New York Times, I remember when I had a subscription, right before the Iraq War.

There’s no way an average person could get security clearances to work on projects with NASA, etc. with such a background, jackass statements, and public behavior.

I’ve seen The Deer Hunter a few times, and I had completely forgot she was in it.

Yup. Porsche’s 911 Turbo S, available in the same price bracket, pretty much monstered the class.

Netflix unilaterally decided to drop this into my ‘favorites’.