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I’m excited to see the new AX-Wing in episode 9 - an X-Wing with the wings lopped off and an A-Wing cockpit thrown on

Good lord, how did I not notice until this screen grab that her gauntlet things were shaped like cats? Of-fucking course they are.

I’m excited for this movie, but is it just my mediocre TV or do so many of the CGI scenes in the trailer look just awful? Like when Black Panther drops through that trapdoor thing, it’s the…

As someone with a new baby, and who spends an ungodly amount of time cleaning and sterilizing bottles, the idea of just carrying around a bottle of warm milk sounds like a recipe for every kind of bacteria

On the original pixel, the gesture list is a little more limited than my moto x, but still handy. And “double click the power button to open camera” is so much more consistent than the “twist awkwardly to open camera” gesture.

It’s just that he specifically mentions that he’s hopping up and down to settle the balls, which would ~”happen naturally as I run around the battlefield”, which implies he’s using it during some firefights

Digging the mod, but this ‘armor’ is so confusing. he mentions being on the ‘battlefield’, but if you’re getting shot with nerf darts, how are you going to even know if you’ve been hit?

Not to be another “that’s not a lifehack” asshole, but how is wearing-the-right-size-of-whatever-thing a lifehack?

Wait, how do the throngs of 14 year old girls choose the lucky one who gets to play this kid’s dad online? Can y’all do a reddit Ask Me Anything?

Hit me up when she shoves the raw turkey in her mouth to ‘cook’ it. She’s not cooking with her mouth so much as chewing shit instead of chopping

Quit playin’ that damn game and go play a game, for Chrissakes!

It just seems like, if the base game is $10 and the version with more variety is $4 more, it seems pretty worth it to get the Party just so you can have some variety later, but maybe that’s just me

It just seems like, if the base game is $10 and the version with more variety is $4 more, it seems pretty worth it…

Counter-counterpoint; The original does get a little stale after a while. Is it possible to just keep the ‘base’ cards shuffled by default, and only go through the extra setup with people who’ve played multiple times?

Counter-counterpoint; The original does get a little stale after a while. Is it possible to just keep the ‘base’…

#truth

As one of those people, I can tell you killing a bedbug you can see/reach is pretty damn easy. In my one experience, I grabbed a small pair of needlenose pliers and crunched the bastards (mostly used the pliers because i was freaked out to pick them up with my fingers).
The idea of searching the apartment with a spray…

I love that header image. Nothing says “follow me around for a minute; it’s a safe bet I’ll just leave this backpack behind at some point. Just unclip the tracking device and grab it as I walk away” more than this.

Weird. I do the regular Macarena every time I leave the house, but I’m always leaving my phone behind.

Right? You can pick up a plastic flask at Walmart for less than 5 bucks. Or, if you don’t mind cheap booze, there are plenty of liquors that are literally sold in 375mL plastic flasks.

Right? You can pick up a plastic flask at Walmart for less than 5 bucks. Or, if you don’t mind cheap booze, there…

Shit, I*knew*the firmament was 10 feet above sea level