They are missed such an amazing opportunity for a drama

Yeah, I panicked until I realized those septillion or so clips stick around after you wrap up on earth and you can’t even launch enough probes manually to make a dent in your supply

I’ve got lighters that have been lying around in a forgotten drawer for 10 years that will spark up, no problem. I wonder how many months this will hold its charge, assuming you don’t accidentally hit the exposed flashlight button and drain it in a few days...

I’ve got lighters that have been lying around in a forgotten drawer for 10 years that will spark up, no problem. I…

30-pin or bust. I want something that will charge with all my ipod cables

30-pin or bust. I want something that will charge with all my ipod cables

I have a buddy with the same concern, who uses basically a roll of hemp twine (because of course it’s hemp). So, light the twine with a butane lighter, hold the flaming twine over the bowl, and use that heat.
Don’t remember what it’s called, but :30 of google-fu would probably find it.

I have a buddy with the same concern, who uses basically a roll of hemp twine (because of course it’s hemp). So,…

She said she was late because she couldn’t find an Uber or cab driver that wasn’t Muslim - I’m guessing most of the drivers were male and not wearing hijabs

once you hit the first ~.000000000000001%, the rest happens super quickly

your production increases exponentially, so the more active you are with upgrading, the faster you’ll get through it - I finished in about 7 hours.

Hard is subjective, though. I never felt like I was in danger of losing, but I guess it’s possible

damn, my first playthrough was like 7 hours

launch them probes, devote some resources to drone and factory production, and you’ll be good to go

To be fair, this game has about 4 points where you run into “just sit here for a half hour without being able to do anything but watch a counter slowly grow “

“If they all had guns, they could have fought back!” line. (Despite the shooter being over 30 stories up from a fortified location with a fully automatic weapon.)

...and we all know when 30 people fire concealed handguns blindly toward hotel windows, nothing bad can happen.

You’re have no idea

They saddest part of this whole story is that even if this guy managed to raise enough money to personally get into orbit and see the entire globe rotate beneath him, the FE community would just be declare that he’s been paid off/threatened by the illuminati shadow government, or he was controlled opposition the…

As someone who’s watched like 6 hours of FE videos on YouTube in the last week, I can’t imagine it’d sound any more convincing in person.

What about all my notifications!?!

Wait, Borg/McEnroe isn’t a Star Trek origin story in which the Borg travel from the distant future to assimilate John McEnroe into their collective, replacing their stoic demeanor with aggressive shit-talking?

They had previously tried it with Bobby Knight, but you know what they say about throwing chairs around…

It’s a feature, not a bug

EDIT: or, even smaller, uses the same battery as this paper sheet thing, and isn’t as cumbersome

I feel like if you’re as bad (and mystifyingly confident) at Crossfit as this guy seems to be at parkour, you’d end up seriously injured