“It had controversial artwork”

Can anybody tell me if this thing is actually comfortable? I have pretty average male hands, and my M560 makes my hands cramp pretty regularly, like I have to pick up my pinkie to keep it from dragging on the desk

Can anybody tell me if this thing is actually comfortable? I have pretty average male hands, and my M560 makes my…

*sprinkling granulated sugar onto a steak*

Or just Juicy Lucy that shit and put a thick slice in the middle

“Even on the lowest setting I couldn’t shake the feeling that someone was trying to jackhammer my clitoris off of my body.”

I was ready to for some crazy shit, like a Frankenstein’s monster/the Mountain mashup where fresh muscle and skin got grafted onto one of the dragon skeletons in the basement and magically reanimated.

Or the male equivalent...so I guess Sploosh...but with semen

Sorry, Nebraska has exclusive rights to the color red.
#fakenews

If I were a murderous dictator, I’d definitely have designers/engineers working on multiple prototypes at the same time. 3 teams competing on a new fighter, 3 teams working on a new suit, 3 teams working on a new lightsaber - do it DARPA style.
Long story short, it was probably a work in progress that just happened to…

Weird. I read it as “it’s black. Like my stool”

I think that was Lincoln, Nebraska

Also, every parking garage.

The ‘crew’ is almost certainly one camera operator with their hands literally full, and the reporter, who’s just trying to get this interview done.

Also, tackling a dumbass off a ladder (on camera, and in front of a dozen kids filming you) is a guaranteed lawsuit. The odds of the spry dumbass hurting himself or your…

“I say, the Citadel library is a veritable Hub ‘O Porn”

but a ‘w’ is basically two v’s
#doubleClassy

He was actually a submarine. Just didn’t realize humans needed to breath air. It’s an easy mistake to make.

Got one of those for my dad a few years ago, and he still loves it for the mower. We picked up a cheapo Sansa (?) clip-on .mp3 player (basically knockoff iPod Shuffle) with the intention that it would just mount on the headphones and avoid running cables to a phone somewhere. Just a thought

Got one of those for my dad a few years ago, and he still loves it for the mower. We picked up a cheapo Sansa (?)…

Even if that is had been the case, I’m pretty sure a tow is cheaper than a court date

Would you like to try that a little...simpler?

As a ‘grower’, definitely not a ‘shower’, I completely agree.