#RightHandDriveDemonOrNothing

“every day.. new bottom.”

I think the only thing you left out was that individual add ons are going to increase the time spent communicating those details (from the customer to the order taker to the prep folks), and the odds an item is going to be fucked up and given for free. Which explains why a pepperoni and sausage and beef and onion and…

... Basically every camera has a little switch (or menu option) to kill the tally light. One of the first things I do when setting up a camera

You can definitely hear the operator say something like “but this is the pool camera”, meaning its one job is to feed video to every network. He obviously had the physical ability to power the camera off, but he also has like 6 bosses expecting him to keep rolling no matter what (not saying the Press Secretary isn’t…

You mom spend all day making collages

Um, it’s pronounced Mag - NEET - oh, because he’s so neat-o. The whole magnet thing came way after the name

Having worked in TV, these guys probably showed up halfway into the morning show, long past the point they could have really been cut. The producer (who almost certainly didn’t meet them personally) only had two options; create a 10 minute hole in their rundown, or see what happens.

To be fair, there weren’t a lot of stock illustrations of black women on Shutterstock back then

/s, because apparently we have to do this every time now

EDIT TO ADD: also, who the hell laid that cover out with the author and title so interconnected? At first glance it looked like the title was ‘Octavia Butler Dawn’, by…

“Me-oooowwwww”

“If you purchase the Moneybag token, you get to start the game with an extra million dollars. Just pay $34.99 plus shipping”

he’s obviously trying to reach his itchy crotch

I’d say he did a decent job. The door to his office definitely isn’t on the same side as his outside window, so even worst case scenario, if someone walks in, the solitaire monitor is exactly perpendicular to their view, while the other monitor is angled slightly and might be slightly in view. Judging by the labrador…

I agree with Jennifer, and this article makes a lot of great points. If you like this topic, check out my blog.

It’s pretty obvious. Some crazy millionaire* dino-phile turns fossilized bones into animatronic skeletal dinosaurs, then Dennis Nedry’s bastard son hacks into the millionaire’s computer and uploads a virus that turns them all into murderous robot skeleton dinosaurs.

*obviously John Hammond

Is there anything that stops actual players from joining these games and just racking up kills against AFK opponents? Or do you not get XP for individual kills?

“suggesting it was the fault of those who enforce the actual law for violating Uber’s self-authored terms and conditions.”

Wait, this isn’t The Expanse.*


*haven’t started season 2; are the Mormons polygamous?

Whenever I think about that opening “we’re all couples” line (and maybe this is because I’m divorced), all I can wonder is what happens when inevitably one couple breaks up? I mean, you’d assume the couples would have been thoroughly screened for long-term compatibility, but in a high-stress, isolated environment,…

I imagine the 30 seconds leading up to those photos included:
“ma’am, we’re taking a photo. would you please not stand in the middle of the room directly in front of the photographer?”
“fine, I’ll hop on the couch in front of these folks”