That bird speaks to me on a spiritual level. I, too, can pick things up with my toes.

I'll be honest, if I was to be a parent, it'd probably go down like this:

Brb pitching that RIGHT THE FUCK NOW.

No times infinity.

The more I think about a gender swapped Sex and the City, the more I am intrigued. I'm just picturing a dude obsessed with shoes and his tumultuous relationship with a powerful, wealthy, commitment-phobe lady in a power suit.

An all male Sex and the City sounds totally rad! You should totally pitch that to Hollywood, the tag line could be 'putting the man back in mani pedi!

Ghostbusters wouldn't have been ruined, but us guys took M back. Game on.

He's a keeper!

Ask and ye shall receive

Excuse me, Hermione didn't use a spell, she used a time-turner. *pushes up nerd glasses*

Bouchard's mouth fell open and she responded with aslightly befuddled "A twirl?" before cooperating.

Target sells them as a double feature! So great!

Redacted because apparently I'm not the only one who knows an alarming amount about the Bear family.

That woman is a brick house. I'd have been tangled in that string for hours confused as to how to wrap it up through my butt.

Patrick Swayze and Jennifer Grey

I'm with Odin.

At this point in time, I just have the image bookmarked as a reply anytime anyone tries to use Jesus to justify their own bigotry.

I'm seeing lots of glitter bombs in New Hope's future.

"Your rights stop where mine start"

If you say his name three times does he suddenly appear behind you like Bloody Mary? I'm too scared to try, he may decide to sue me.