Where everyone gets a trophy.

Oh, good! 2 1/2 hours of mind-numbing Congressional hearings as we watch the Joes’ budget get cut and they fight to shepherd expensive new boondoggles through the procurement pipeline. This reboot is going to be awesome.

I am still freaked by how hot aunt May is

Shut the fuck up.

People who run political party are biased toward a candidate with a long history in their party, rather than someone who wasn’t in the party until he announced he was running for president?

These leaks don’t actually help Bernie Sanders, which would be the best outcome

Even is this were the case, what good does it do to expose innocent people’s private details?

“The wi-fi password. We’re not savages.”

No. But the Microwave of Justice is getting his own comic limited series.

“Mr. Trump, are you playing Pokemon Go?”