>CornFedIowaBoy

That sentiment is so real, shit.

Missionary; just like that amazing .gif, thank you Bobby.

lmao

It says the white one isn’t available anymore. Is it sold out?

edit: Looks like the promo code for the black one isn’t working either. It says it’s “expired”. 

It says the white one isn’t available anymore. Is it sold out?

edit: Looks like the promo code for the black one…

I just listened to that song recently as well and omg the lyrics went way over my head as a kid

Nooooo way. “Tearin’ Up My Heart” is way better.

This song is pretty fucking beautiful

holy shit I forgot all about this song

Do you know what “paranoid”means?

Jalopnik’s writers have always been liberal and don’t really hide the fact. The commentariat is full of disgusting conservative trash.

There’s a not insignificant number of Shaun King “race-truthers” (thanks, Breitbart), who claim he’s really just a white dude who pretends to be Black.

... is a thing white people say

That’s even worse. Have you ever tried to actually swallow a tonsil stone?

I will continue to give myself acne by using decades-old, never-washed pillows, thanks

I’m convinced CBP school is for reprogramming because I have a “friend” who works as a BP agent who thinks the same fucking way. As if you’re off scot free after making it to the US illegally.

Fries at Taco Bell are in other countries...

Of course it’s far better than either of those. Like not even comparable, not even in the same universe level of preferable.

This will never see the light of day most likely but I had to (attempt) to clean up loogies once. That’s way worse than ANYTHING on here and I fucking hate puke.

Of course this comes with a story: