Oh man. So bittersweet to see this.

Gin Blossoms > Maroon 5

How timely.

these evil fuckers never stop

I have no problems with anyone and everyone voting. I don’t want to disenfranchise anyone.

This is a legit question, no snark intended at all. Why do you need a new baby monitor for an 8 month old? Can you not hear him when he cries from his room and need that extra coverage?

How’s that uptick in right wing members of the Bundestag looking to you?

The message I’ve gotten from democrats: We want people to be treated equally regardless of sex, gender, race, sexual orientation, etc., and we are not actively working to kill you. Maybe not super inspiring, but it’s a good message.

The cynicism in this country has turned me into a shell of my former self.

To all my normal, rational American friends, I am so sorry you are being held hostage by a bunch of gun nuts who are opposing every simple solution to a malignant problem.

The problem with that is Democrats are held accountable for “playing the game”.

The Republicans could wipe their ass with the Constitution (I mean they have metaphorically) and their would vote for any candidate they put forward, but Democrats could - I don’t know - but forward a “unlikable” “smug” “war hawk”…

-But....her emails!

This is a real life quote from him? I’m done with this world for the day.

I want to punch all of the reporters pointing out that he doesn’t “fit the usual profile” not only because of his age but because he is white. Some of them have practically said straight out that it can’t be terrorism because he is white. But of course, most acts of terrorism in this country have been committed by…

Some days are worse than others. On bad days, be nice to yourself.

We all have roles to play — I’m particularly psyched because these Republican donor maniacs put Trump into power for, basically, this very reason — they want those sweet, sweet tax breaks. If he can’t deliver them, he’s that much closer to being impeached.

Still, it’s a good start. I like the idea of using the word “cut” in some way. Or something that rhymes with “cut” that can be relayed to releasing his tax returns.

Thank you Poodletime. You’re the best.

I know you’re talking about kinja, but this reminded me. I was in the car today and had the radio on for traffic and weather. And then the announcer said that at 2:20pm EDT there would be a coordinated, national test of the emergency broadcast system, just to make sure that in case of a national emergency everyone can…

This may be a true statement if you consider that virtually no president has failed to pass any legislation in the first nine months. That he has is some kind of accomplishment.