Two out of three ain’t bad.

Outdoor movies are great if it’s between 75 and 65 degrees. And you remembered bug spray. And are dressed appropriately. And it’s not humid or damp. You know what, yeah I’m gonna stay inside. Even though my apartment is 80 degrees at least I have couches.

She’s 19? She looks like a mom with three kids going to the club for a “girls night out” that ends up crying in the parking lot after making out with a white boy drunk 23 year old!

This is Vogue. No look counts until a white person does it.

Like Rihanna did 2 years ago?

Wayne did.

I honestly don’t think it’s a tough one. Best case scenario is he lives but never has a life. These parents are selfish as fuck.

“Nothing means anything anymore”

Even so..... If she was such a terrible lady-friend, then break up with her before getting her pregnant. Leaving her in the dust when she’s pregnant is just a dick move, no matter what.

How has no one told Emily that she’s the living embodiment of one of The Onion’s most enduring classics?

Nobody is shaming her. She wants to start a conversation about the sexualisation of female breasts, yet she profits from said sexualization. That’s like a professional boxer lamenting the display of violence in the media while promoting his next fight. When you’re against the display of violence, stop being a…

“To me, any expression that is empowered and is your own as a woman is feminist,” she said.” Wow so I guess Melania and Ivanka really are great examples then. Nothing means anything anymore.

I don’t know why, but as soon as I saw that feature in AD last year, I knew they were breaking up.

A kindred spirit!

Am also that way. Can confirm: it rubs people the wrong way.

Meh, it’s not all that great. But I’ll take that kitchen. And the dining room. And, OK, maybe the living room. And the green bar room. And the ... fuck it. I guess it is great.

I’m kind of that way with people. But not because I’m an a-hole, I’m just awkward around people. Still I can see how that may rub people the wrong way.

“It really bothers me that people are so offended by breasts.

I just took a look outside and it was annoying and unfulfilling. Your theory about us all being inside Taylor Swift has just passed the sniff test.

That old guy isn’t whistling; she’s hiding in his mouth.