Glad someone else said it first.

There are Lifetime movies with less obsession than this story

Yeah, this boring-but-smug bullshit about waiting around for some guy and imagining the thoughts of the girls who laughed at you in middle school or whatever gets to be on the same website that has posts celebrating genius mathematicians who just died? Jezebel, please choose more wisely. This is stupidity.

My thoughts as well. Is Jezebel becoming the next XO Jane?

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

To me she looks smug as hell.

She’s always been tacky but this is next level Glamour shots for rich people tacky.

Shh Yetta....the Beyhive is coming for you now!

I thought the same thing. She needs to stop with this kinda shit. The level of self importance with this is ridiculous.

Dearest Beyonce,

Is no one going to discuss that photoshopped taut belly?

So sick of the “qween” bullshit.

Is the Bey Hive that powerful that we can’t call her out for being a Mariah level of narcissist in that photo?

She should stop channelling the virgin of Guadalupe.

I posted this on twitter already but I think this photo is next level extreme and fuels the unrealistic standards society has created for women postpartum.

Fuck it.

What the shit is that Beyoncé pic?

We can duck and cover in the corner together. I thought the pregnancy pics were a bit over the top but this is beyond.

These photos are embarrassing, get over yourself.