“Please RSVP” is as nonsensical a phrase as “chai tea”. “Please respond please” sounds a little desperate, while asking for “tea tea” takes on an entirely new meaning....

Umm... what on God’s Green Earth did you just show me there?

Robert Patterson and his ilk can just go away and use their remarkable chemicals on themselves, thank you very much.

My love and best wishes to all my dear Jezzies for 2019. I’m sorry I haven’t posted much from the heart recently but I think it finally turned to dry ashes that all blew away. That’s how it feels anyway.

That replaced the theme from ‘Thunderbirds’ as my ringtone when I got my first iPhone (4) and has been my ringtone ever since.  It’s a perfect theme to a fun series. I especially love the use of the backing singers; I wish our world was such that we could have music like that again.

Thank you for the clarification. Your last line is particularly poignant and explains most of the horrors I read about here, unfortunately.

Hey! Watch who you’re insulting here.........

... a woman who was sent to prison after firing a single warning shot into the wall of her home ...

And that’s why this Christmas I’m ending my Toblerone boycott! I’m absolutely certain they’ll notice, with the quantity I get as gifts resuming again.

Paul Auster? I’m thinking Paul Auster.

Soooooo....... I might have been wrong. My friend, you really have reached rock bottom. But on the bright side, you can only go upwards now  :D

Ooooh I never made that connection before! So who came first; Danny La Rue or Danny The Street? Or are the names just a fabulous coincidence?

Well, I bypassed the lawyer bit (not clever enuf) but went from auditing funeral home supplies to insurance, mortgage and pensions advice so I still think you have at least one more downward step.....

Ahahahahah sweetie, there’s no hope for you. NO HOPE.

My worst school bully was called Rose. This belief of yours is proving to be more of a law than a theory.......

I must say that I look forward to your chicken updates as much as I look forward to Krispy Porkchops’ shelter kitty updates. Your chickens are adorable and thank you for rescuing them!

We must have the same adblocker because Instagram pics never load for me either, and Twitter feeds only load halfway too. But the same pic of Chip and Joanna is there in all its glory. I have absolutely no idea who they are but the force is obviously strong in their instagram.

Capaldi is an incredibly talented actor who was totally underused in Doctor Who. He has some awesome moments (like the one above) but I wish he was still around for this new style show. Not that I don’t like Jodie and the Fam (I really do) but I just feel Capaldi would have been allowed to use his acting abilities to…

Oh my word! My very best wishes go out to Drew and both his families (relatives & work). Here’s hopes for a speedy recovery.

Ummmm.... do apples poop? Does this mean they aren’t Vegan?