Is this a video of Miley getting attacked by the cat? Because I believe it is.

That's what I was wondering. But they seem to be busy with taking over the world lately.

Contacts are 100% the reason why I keep my nails short. Scratching your cornea with fingernails OWOWOWOWOWOWOW

Now that is hilariously depressing! Or depressingly hilarious!

We had trash-picking squirrels at the apartment where I used to live. I have seen them attempting to consume a jar of nutella (makes sense) and one running up a tree with a partially eaten baguette. It's too bad they didn't find those items together bc they would have paired nicely.

YES. Omg I need a summer camping expedition!

Aw, thanks! 😎

Pretty! I’d wear those.

She's just adorable!

I saw a squirrel drinking coffee out of my sister’s unattended mug one morning. And many sunrises/sunsets over the Great Lakes.

Cortisone. It's the only thing that works for skin allergies.

YUP. I so love a good head of hair. Add some attractive eyes and i’ll pretty much just let the guy ax murder me*, because i’d be in a sexiness trance.

Holy moly, that sounds like perfection!

He’s hoping to run as his dad’s VP.

Nah, probably a private doctor. But Yeah.

These people don’t understand logic and reason, so there’s really no point.

THIS

I’m on vacation (visiting family, so not really vacation, but nice enough) and just had pre-easter dinner with cousins I haven’t seen in a few decades. It made me feel really happy.

That's who I thought it was!

Yeah, well you know what? Namaste, bitches.