Why does Jezebel breathlessly cover every fart these moronic professional bimbos exude?

Probably because they were dangerous. 

I really hope some commenters go ride along with the PD - or better yet, become cops themselves - to get a taste of what officers have to deal with from the “mentally ill.”

ahhh but you realize that’s how his lesbian parents framed it for him, yes?

wait. Drake was a child star?

All of this is bad, however, your three year old has no fucking idea what is going on and no one cares that you have a kid. Kids are not supposed to be props. 

P.S. Three is more than I’ve got. I didn’t fear my husband. But he was super fucked up, just not in a violent way. 

Oh and when a dude does something like this his fellow dudes are like “well hold on, let’s look at the circumstances, was there a reason he did this?”

I’m sorry but your “curiosity” is fucking ridiculous. It does not take a lot of reading to see how women are treated when they reject men for red flags. Men rally to their own defense like “aw he just cares” or “you’re so ungrateful” “at least he doesn’t beat you” (implied: yet). We aren’t allowed to dump men for…

Yeah probably, same signs all fucking men show, if you don’t believe me trot on over to Jalopnik or Kotaku and have a gander at the comments. 

You fucking think cops go to sleep wearing their fucking guns? Jesus. 

Totally. This is why after 45 years I’m done with the whole thing. Men bring nothing to the table that is worth the risk. 

But this didn’t crack any cases nor did it help anyone. 

Who the fuck cares? Good fucking riddance. 

“six kids”

What a Responsible Gun Owner! (TM)

I’m as liberal as the day is long but blaming the car dealership for your own bad decision is really dumb.

“you shouldn’t be dating someone a close relative already did.”

Could you not put spoilers in the fucking visible lead please? Fuck.

“every man should certainly be worried”