When her divorce news came out I was all, PLZ NOT JOHN MAYER!

I don’t know if Gwen+Blake are fake or just a bad friend-rebound, but I will find peace with it as long as they promise not to release any music together. PROMISE RN

And also Blake Shelton’s past history. It's...not an unfair question.

OMG IM NOT GREY!!! THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU!!!

I would’ve guessed that Ten Sleep’s population consisted of ten sleeping people. Otherwise, false advertising.

even better

I was thinking go pros.

Am I the only one that feels re: this and Ghostbusters, that I would vastly prefer a brand new movie that casts women? Rather than the weird, gimmicky, "lets make the same movie only this time we will take lady money!"

I’m not a celebrity but I went as grouchy curmudgeon who hates adults in costumes. It was the role I was born to play.

I’ve never gotten that impression of Nicole Kidman, quite the opposite actually. She seems like an extremely caring and sensitive person who believed it was better to take her children’s wants into consideration rather than forcing them through a nasty custody case where at the end they would both say they wanted to…

I’ll say it again: I never thought Katie was that smart but “getting a job” in NYC for the required residency period so she could file for divorce in a state where scientology doesn’t have it’s hooks firmly in the legal system was a well played master stroke

Man, fuck those parents.

My heart has always been broken by Nicoles situation. Do her children speak to her now?

I no longer buy the "Jenny from the block" pretense. Imo - ONLY- she's about as 'real' as my front tooth implant. But I think we are both in agreement that she is very, very smart: smart enough to avoid that insanity.

For me, it's just all-out terror. They are a very powerful and influential bunch. I found Going Clear far scarier than (name your fav horror flick.)

I had to share this with someone. My BFF was talking about the interview today. First, she called Leah “Some crazy lady” I said “You mean Leah Remini who’s been an actress forever, King of Queens etc? And, before we continue this conversation are you actually going to take a pro-Scientology stance because we can just…

That was such a fascinating interview, and now I am going to have to purchase her book. And I have to say, Katie Holmes came off as a mega bitch towards Leah, and that was one hell of a non-apology. Was she really the only person in that entire cult who gave a damn about Miscavige’s missing, likely dead wife?

Oregon Trail, 2015 edition: “you have died of bubonic plague”

However, you do shoot multiple times into the master bathroom without noticing your girlfriend is no longer in bed with you and just happen to kill her. As one does.