Maybe Elizabeth is going for the long game, and she'll pop up when we need her most. like Captain Planet. Just waiting for all the rings to combine.

You know, Elizabeth Warren, you chose to be a politician. You chose that life. And right now, when we need you to run for this job more clearly than we’ve needed a particular person to run since 1932, you punked the fuck out and left us with Hillary. I’m genuinely mad at you.

The majority of the world’s executions take place in the United States, China, Yemen, North Korea, and Iran.

Awww, boo! :(

Girl found an easy out to get away from the man-boy after she got her jollies.

Hmmmm.....so which amateur did he hand his surgical practice over to? Greta, from accounting? I’m sure she’d do great!

Obviously, the picture is blurry because it was taken by a professional.

That was my husband’s ship coming home for a surprise 2 month stop for Christmas in the middle of deployment! (that extended them on the backside! -_-) Got married like three days later.

i believe what he is saying is that god sent the iceburg to punish man for transitioning from an agrarian economy to a manufacturing economy

I love everything about this gif. layers upon layers of orange county.

As a practicing oncologist, the statement “he begins by announcing that his cancer is down from ‘stage three to stage two’” is a huge red flag. Staging is done up-front at diagnosis and is never re-evaluated or changed during treatment. You can be cured or die from both stage II and III non-Hodgkins lymphoma, but your…

Didn’t he tell Briana’s husband to start hitting her? Most of these people seem unpleasant but he is a scumbag.

Some sign ideas I’ve had:

“Threatening women makes Me feel better about my life”
“I need a hobby”
“[name of your town] needs more children in poverty!”
“We’re scared”
“Freedom of choice = Do as I say”
“I don’t want to help the needy, so I’ll just stand here”

Now, if only I can convince my friends to give up their Saturday…

RIGHT? Like don’t you think the other protesters would be like “hey man, so we already look pretty bad, but you push us over the edge. plz donate and pray for us, but maybe don’t show your face at events, k? god’s blessings.”

I hope the fact that he raped a family member then tied her to a toddler bed and taunted her with a knife for two hours means he adopted exactly ZERO babies.

Ah, the good ‘ole “aren’t there more important things to worry about” derailing technique. An oldie but a goodie.

No but guys! This is important. If my marriage license hadn’t specified “bride” and “groom” how would we have known which is which?

I can't stop reading this thread, but it's goddamn nuttier than squirrel plops. I can't wrap my head around why this person is intent on being the Khloe-and-Lamar expert. Condolences to all, I guess.

Hey my cats went to NYU and took law classes! They got purrrfect grades, too.

YOU are my bestie, you delightfully deranged buttercup.