I want it.

So when do the toenails start falling off? I’ve been training for 10k (at 8 now) and it’s pretty chill except for this crazy blister I had from wearing bad socks that just kept growing and growing everyday until it was bigger than my whole thumb. My whole damn thumb! Other than that I’m having a grand old time and…

A coworker did all these things as well and had the chillest baby ever. Clearly all these things are related. Enjoy your super chill baby!

Not so much the pose but the foreshortening there is wrong. Plus that's a weird way to high five.

I LIKE THIS A LOT THX

I think that actually sounds really cool but would be a constant source of anxiety - I’d be so scared to lose a piece of jewelry with, say, my mom’s ashes.

Comfort is my #1 priority for me and my partner. #2 is laziness. I trim, he trims, I shave my bikini line every now and then, which I could afford to get waxed but at same time the BF has never ever said anything other than “woohooooo” (I'm paraphrasing) when hanging out down there.

Urghhhhh! I’m crossing my fingers for a miracle because I really need them to stay in business so that I won’t have to find a wholesale alternative. Come on guys, make it work for me!

I sent this to a coworker just now and we were laughing so hard we cried

I think the new Chucks look way better than the original models. I hate contrast stitching on anything. Solid colours for everything! I might get a pair eventually, especially if they’re sturdier, more comfortable (or just comfortable? This is why I’ve never owned a pair.) and last longer. That would definitely…

Urgghhhhh. Do I get a pass because I'm in Canada or is this universal? We're always a few years behind anyway. Sometimes it's just the only way to express my feelings.

+ weirdo Irish accent, I don’t even care! My love is forever sweet sweet Winchester Dad.

We get cartons of 30 because eggs are good for 3-5 weeks when refrigerated. 3-5 WEEKS. That’s so long.

There are some very legit arguments as to why this is a silly, ridiculously expensive gadget, but I don’t caaaare. I WANT THAT. I can’t help my feelings.

I’m a pretty terrible ex-smoker. Get a drink in me and the first whiff of a cigarette and the countdown begins to see how long I can stop myself from bumming one off of a friend or coworker. I stopped partying, which helps, I got into jogging which also helps but I still associate cigs with having a good time.

That IS beautiful. Oh Ryan!

Not copper though! It’s like a geyser down there since I got my copper IUD but I’m cool with it.

Explain pls. I’ve been using a Diva Cup for a year and I like it but I don’t love it, it feels weird sometimes... What’s the difference?

Man, I feel kinda terrible about it but my life feels so cartoonishly bad right now that I really need this article plus all the other not-deadly animal mauling ones. Now I might move on to the cute baby animal ones, then I’ll get back to work.

I have never seen a women’s tartan skirt that wasn’t an A-line so I’m with you on that.