You phrased that perfectly! I'm so annoyed that I have to wipe the toilet seat everytime I use public loos just because of paranoid hoverers poor aim. What do they even think they're going to catch via their thighs/arse cheeks? UNLESS YOU PISS WITH YOUR VULVA *ON* THE SEAT YOU CAN'T CATCH ANYTHING, AND IF YOU PISS…

I HAVE AN INSANE CRUSH ON DETECTIVE TUTUOALA TOO! It's a secret I've carried within me for years, I'm so glad to finally have a safe space to share. Well, I feel better for getting that off my chest!

I would have loved to have said that to the parent who complained about my visible bra strap in a 6th form production of The Tempest! To this day I'm baffled that someone was so offended they sought ought the head of 6th form to complain.

Yeah, I'm also British and I agree with you. If there's nothing wrong with the food then I think it's my fault for ordering wrong. If it's under/over cooked or there's something else wrong with it then fair enough send it back. I feel like sending it back because you just don't like it is up there with queuing…

Disappointing that Olivia Poop is as bizarrely unable to say no to Kitz as their human counterparts!

An equal-opps gag reel of ALL the ridiculous accents actors from both sides of the Atlantic have tried to do would be even funnier. All of the crap English, American, Russian, Scottish, Welsh, Scandinavian etc accents in one hilarious place!

If you want somewhere completely hassle free to discuss makeup/beauty I can heartily recommend the forum on salihughesbeauty.com - it's one of the nicest corners of the internet!

I wholeheartedly second this. One of my favourite facts about London is that if you dig down deep enough (in the City I think) you eventually reach a burnt layer from her damage. I LOVE that her revenge is still visible even now, all these years later!

There was a TV series with Alex Kingston about 10 years ago but it wasn't very good. I was fresh from a history degree and hate watched it before that was really a thing!

Oh god YES. I kept getting distracted from dramatic moments last series because I was always thinking "what is this song, it sounds all fucked up"!

Yeah, but she doesn't have to bore me to death while she's doing it though! I just find her chapters REALLY boring. She peaked in book one for me and it's been downhill ever since.

I wish to god he'd kill Dany! I don't care how much fan love she has, if I have to read her stupid 'I am the mother of dragons' speech one more time while she's still sat on her arse being a completely ineffective queen I'm going to lose my shit!

I'd rather have McDonalds coffee than Starbucks any day. At least McDonalds coffee tastes like it has a passing acquaintance with coffee beans. Starbucks tastes of warm milk and disappointment! McDonalds coffee is nicer than a lot of chain coffee shops here in England actually. (Disclaimer: I'd prefer it from a nice…

Yeah, I don't get this. My mum still has old student IDs and bus passes of mine because "Oh but it's such a lovely picture of you, don't throw it away, I'll keep it". And I'm not even dead! (Also they're clearly not lovely pictures because nobody in the history of the world has a lovely ID photo!)

It bothers me more than it should that his name is spelled wrong. JAIME. Sorry I know that's completely not the point, but I can't focus on the joke with that glaring error right there!

Oh my god I wish I could give this 100 stars! Excuse me now, I'm just off to worship at the altar of Jeff.

Oh no no no, it's just too bad to be enjoyable, it's painful! I can't watch it. And I watched Merlin all the way to the end so you know it must be bad! (But Merlin had hot knights so there was always that!)

I'm totally imagining this as a The Rock style question and answer thing. "I'm not pretty enough, is that what you think?" "N..." "I DON'T GIVE A FUCK WHAT YOU THINK."

Meryl Streep is playing Emmeline Pankhurst, I'm so excited! Although there is a tiny part of my brain going 'but what about the suffragists like Millicent Garrett Fawcett, you ALWAYS ignore them'! Cannot wait for the film though, despite my tiny gripe.

Oh my god THIS! Leighton Meester was a much stronger actress and Blair was a brilliant character. What is she even doing now? Her day must surely come! #AlsoTeamBlairForever