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From Sipowitz’s app’s make up tips: “there’s a reason red lipstick is called ‘timeless!’ It’s because none of us are willing to accept the radical ephemerality of our own lives and of humanity’s existence in the dark maw of deep space.”

I have an irrational hatred of her voice. She sounds like a valley girl that’s been hit with an elephant tranquilizer.

Buy my app, bobby. I offer daily inspirational quotes like:

Kourtney is my husband’s favorite Kardashian.

(the app, not Saint Bobby)

Still going to eat there.

idk i like hiking

I’m still so young, so I’m just having fun.

... I swear I was just about to click “Add to Cart” on Kate Spade for a 75% off purse that I still can’t really afford. PHEW! That was close!

VANESSA BAYER

Good.

This is Jezebel, you have to be outraged! don’t think things through, everything is just as it seems and never has any deeper meaning!

Yeah I could be wrong, but I imagine that in the context of the actual movie the joke is more clearly on Zoolander and Hansel and how stupid and out-of-touch and transphobic they are. That said, I don’t doubt for a second it was edited into the trailer the way it was to make it seem more like a cheap trans joke.

my thoughts exactly, plus both of them have IQ of a potatoes,

Damn, Tinder expert over here

I have so many questions for a dude who buys matching cars with his friend.

not to get too deep into this BUT i took it as derek & hansel are out of touch with the current fashion industry so they’ve never confronted the new androgynous trends?

Nobody opted for abortion?