Ok, that’s funny.

If you happen to be a broke college student prone to jerking the handbrake to slide your $500 Datsun sideways into parking spaces, used tires are definitely a good idea.

I believe that's Bao and Luc.

Just cut a hole in the hood. I’d love staring through the windshield at that goofy exhaust.

Ys, but as far as I know nobody is burning you to release your carbon into the atmosphere.

BURN!

Typically you would schedule the test with Operations who would tell Process Control to open all the breakers between the control network and the fire suppression, drilling, pumping, water treatment, generators, etc systems so it doesn’t all, you know... shut down.

“They attached a cord from a buckle at my chest to a buckle at my feet and they pulled my upper body down so my face was in my knees. I could not breathe well. I was completely immobilized.”

When I worked offshore we had an “engineer” decide to test if the ESD (Emergency Shut Down) button was working... by pressing it.

I did my part and voted against Ted last time, and I’ll do it again too, but you can’t blame it all on the mutants and mouth breathers that vote for him. Some of the blame has to fall on other party. What was the alternative to Ted last time, fucking Beto? Yeah, as funny as it would be to see Ted Cruz lose to him,…

So we’re supposed to “grow up” to get past David and Jason leaving, but tell me, what level of maturity do we need to get past this roadblock bullshit? It’s hard to read the article when you can’t even fucking see it.

It’s been a fun fuckin’ ride thanks to those two.

Holy fuck I can’t believe you’re leaving.

You should have just posted the drawing and let us guess!

This wouldn’t even be allowed in the club until they punched out those wire wheels another 18" or so.

Exactly, this would prevent odometer rollbacks and such since any altering to the service record would stand out, but is that really that big of a problem?

Just scroll the page back up half a pixel and Kinja will happily invite you to join their newsletters.

Is nobody going to mention just how well this prize-worthy piece of journalism actually tells the story? I mean, not only does it ruthlessly expose Citroen’s abject attempt to mislead the driving public that the GS had a functional chrome bumper, but it paints the picture. I got so engrossed I could swear I was in…

Last time American shale got hot they overwhelmed the market and drove the price down below where they were profitable. $90bbl is great and all, but what most producers want to see is a stable price in addition to a high price. One thing this article gets wrong is suggesting the oil companies will keep the price high.…