UGK are the ambassadors of my hometown of Port Arthur.

Time to bring back the porn stache

I think that’s like the Houston National Anthem or something

Add a clipboard to the outfit and absolutely nobody questions you.

I went from Mitsubishis to Toyotas to Subarus. So far the Toyota was the most reliable but Subaru has had the best customer experience by far. And it’s not just a single dealership experience, of the 4 Subaru dealerships I’ve dealt with here in town 3 have been outstanding and the 4th wasn’t bad so much as just really…

It’s ok though, ice floats ;)

Aside from falling off the truck, all the “get it inspected before you buy it” guys are wearing their “I told ya so” faces right now. Holy hell I can’t believe this guy took delivery of the car.

The TSA probably auctioned off your swiss army knife in a bundle with a bunch of others. I’ve gotten some great deals on Leatherman and SAKs on eBay from these auctions.

I swear I’m not being intentionally obtuse but I’m lost on what the controversy is. I guess either because I don’t keep up-to-date on beauty trends or because I’m a white guy but what’s wrong with her makeup?

Despite my misgivings for all things British on wheels, I’m still a sucker for a good wedge. NP.

*you’re

This calendar wasn’t keeping track of who was working when, there wasn’t anything written in it. It was a clean, unused, 2yo calendar. Ready to be handed out to time traveling patrons from the past.

though the Onix company seems to have not been willing to take the effort to route a little coolant or even windshield washer fluid to stream

That’s where it got weird.

Back then, most likely cargo shorts and a tshirt.

There’s definitely a lot of those around town. In my 20+ years in Houston I’ve only ever been in one, and that was in an official capacity as a notary public. I walked in the door and was immediately met by some chick in her underwear who gave me a 2 minute speech about their dress code and how I’d have to change into…

Man, why do I even honestly miss Houston?

Wait until you tell the dealer your paying cash instead of using their financing. It’ll go up another $5,000.

Update: Doug’s review is up now too, he mentions the lack of wagon.