The only relevant question is “did Trump speak to Mueller under oath?”  Because if the answer is “yes,” then yes, he lied to him under oath.

Trump may be deteriorated to the point mentally where he is just confabulating everything, he seriously may not know what is true any longer in the labyrinth he has built in his head.

He is very looking much forward to greeting the winners of the HyperBole at the White House with fast food cheeseburgers on warming plates.

You want things like expanded healthcare, reasonable immigration policies, expansion of renewable energy, etc... and you’re upset with the progressive cause because those things haven’t happened quickly enough? And you have the fucking audacity to complain about the navel-gazing of other people?

Here’s my ms paint 2-minute artistic representation.

“Lack of anyone he’d listen to saying “dude, you’re not fooling anyone”= his entire world.” See also “Hair, Trump’s.” 

I’ve read that this is probably caused by lifts in his shoes. His heels are elevated which puts his entire body off balance.

“The call was PERFECT!”

The replies to his Tweet about it are like taking a spit-bath in MAGA drool. It’s so depressing.

“Help! Help! We’re not being oppressed!”

“I don't pretend to speak for all evangelicals - just the white ones."

Kind of tells you everything you need to know about how scandalous or world-changing those secrets are. If the US gov’t really did capture some aliens or whatever the fuck, that soup-brained moron would’ve said something about it by now.

Think about this:

“Hey! Let’s blow the cover of a CIA agent.”

Fake something to get him and Pence in the panic room and just forget to ever go get them.

Does Trump Tower have a basement?

I think the problem with people like he, and Romney before him, is that they still literally cannot see the staff working these meals.

Pictured: Whistle

He’s gonna live-tweet his own heart attack and it is, quite frankly, going to own.

Duder not to nitpick but you don’t need to describe Ellie as a “young queer woman” I’m a lesbian and the best thing you can do for gays is to not let that define us even if we have partners ya know? Like you don’t need to describe JD Fenix as a young Angelo Saxton cismale he’s just some guy, like “it” not mattering is…