Which truly DOES NOT FIT on the San Francisco street on which I happen to live. It’s the longest street in the the city, has no cross streets except at the beginning and end of the block, running for about three quarters of a mile or so. Most of the street has parking on both sides, and traffic is two-way.

No. people who say you’re a good person are liars. Nice try though.

That’s MacGyver, with a “y” where you put a “u”. Three times.

Also banned, people who scratch and bite. It’s just not allowed in government offices. Laws governing offices in the private sector may vary from state to state.

There’s at least one, and I’ve seen it parked in a grocery store parking lot on California Street here in San Francisco several times. And every time I see it I want to run over it, pet its nose, and rub its tummy until it purrs like a happy little critter.

Pretty sure the guys are hoping that if the woman has no experience, the woman will be forced to think that the guy knows what’s he doing, that he’s a fantastic lover, and that only sex with him is fulfilling and meaningful.

I’d never seen a sauce spoon either until I had dinner at another restaurant in Yountville (where French Laundry is located). Same as you, I asked and learned; and found it a wonderful thing for getting every bit of sauce off the plate and into my mouth without having to pick up the plate and lick it.

I’ve been celebrating Eliza Doolittle day since I first heard the cast album of My Fair Lady on Thursday, May 12, 1966. I made my mother buy a cake on May 20th, but she refused to pay extra to have Happy Eliza Doolittle Day on it.

I embroidered a cushion for Mr. Elsewhere (we share that particular prefix between us) that said, “Never take a car ride on Christmas Day.”

That’s a pretty nifty definition of fascism, come to think of it.

Well, she did just issue a license to a couple where the male part of the male and female team is transgendered. He even brought his birth certificate in case anyone should ask; it shows he was listed as female at birth. Ms. Davis said she didn’t need to look at the birth certificate and her clerk issued the license.

By all means, and you’re welcome to it. I’m retired from any and all training any and all persons for much, much longer than the foreseeable future.

That’s a rhetorical question, isn’t it?

I used to do the IT training at a law firm, and I always put it this way to each new class:

For myself, I don’t find it labor intensive; slicing a pepper, adding it to the sugar and water mix, and straining the results doesn’t bother me.

And when making the habanero simply syrup, make sure your kitchen is as well ventilated as possible; put your exhaust fan over the store on “High”, open the kitchen windows if possible, consider using a portable electric fan...

That’s great, but I want Neville Longbottom’s story — all of it, since the time it was considered possible that he might be the wizard to defeat Volde He Who etc., oh the hellwithit Voldemort up through the story of his parent’s torture and institutionalization and ending with his own heroic actions during the battle…

What really works in parenting is social media humiliation. We do learn, though, that this particular parent is a self-important jackass.

A Delahaye, I believe. A French car, many Delahaye’s from the 1930’s are insanely beautiful. The treatment of the front and rear fenders, here in chrome but often created with contrasting paint schemes, is something of a signature look with automaker.

Sorry, Carly. Trump already has the moran vote locked in.