He really is the closest thing there is to human cancer. 

If I was Miller, I’d be worried that the Mr. Spock P.J.’s would strangle him in his sleep...

Michelle only went sleeveless because she thought conservatives would love a free gun show

“Shut the fuck up you feckless cunt.”

I have a lower opinion.

He was awesome. People were actually awake while he was preaching, and Yuge was smirking away. Good job, Yuge! You can get drunk now, just stay away from the swords.

Be Best, kidney

Megyn Kelly is a brassy, aggressive lawyer who is physically attractive and photographs well. She isn’t a journalist and she isn’t a “people person.” Her ideal show would be something like “Judge Megyn.”

How insanely miserable does Melania look right here?

I first saw it a year or two ago, being shared online by Muslims. I chuckled.

She shouldn’t have brought her thoughts & prayers to a gun fight.

Every major brand of socks has a no show style option now. It’s usually no show, then ankle, etc.
Probably more popular in warm places, I would wager a guess a majority of people wear them here in southern California.

Pretty sure these Florida teens at this specific affluent high school have discovered no show socks.

It would be a fitting end of Trump’s presidency to, as a country, finance the building of the golden imperial rocketship Spaceforce One. This country, I believe, would vote unanimously for Trump himself being the only man who can the handle this great, great, great, big, big, yuge responsibility.

And I will be manic and glued to the TV news if Blue wins PA this week!!!

I hope Trump gets painful rectal cancer (just kidding, of course)!

Fucking perfect

Only the best.