I have nothing but great memories working here and covering four World Series, three Super Bowls, three NBA championship runs, a Stanley Cup and two U.S. Opens.

That’s 5 whole millimetres, buddy!

If there was any chance of a 2026 North America World Cup, that ended it.

I regret having only one star to give here.

“Don’t ever get old. Don’t ever get rich.”

I’ve always wondered why more ultra rich people don’t by 3rd tier teams and try to get them promoted all the way to the premier league. Seems like it’d be fun...

The only team that can sign Colin Kaepernick is your New England Patriots.

If Bobby K wants to protest injustice in the United States by visiting Meek Mill in prison, then he can certainly give Kaep a job.

BB should bring him in and just talk football to the kid.
Let the guy sit, kneel or stand.
Brady won’t last forever.…

I mean, you have to think about the fanbase there. Cincinnati is a suburb of Northern Kentucky.

NSFW warning, man! But reminds me of Foxy on Jost Van Dyke

I’m okay being divisive against a man who wants to see me hanged.

Ya know, I recall a time when this movie was dragged through the mud because so much of the space stuff wouldn’t actually work. Fine. Whatever. Maybe it’s because I was in high school when it came out or maybe it has to do with “Don’t Wanna Miss a Thing” being played on the radio 24/7, but damn if that movie isn’t…

He just goes dugout to dugout, so kind of.

You continue to be a fan and i will continue being the man.

Obviously Twitter is another thing Deion couldn’t tackle…

So one day, this old lady calls me—by the way, I met her later, very good looking for her age, not a pound overweight, very beautiful—she tells me the portions are too small. And I tell her, “That’s a terrible shame. That’s really a shame. I know Dave Thomas. I play racquetball with him all the time. He cheats all the…

Can’t lose what you don’t have.

Christ, there’s an ESPN π now?
 

In my experience, the water thing is key. Travel generally leaves me dehydrated, and most of my strange travel-related symptoms are resolved by catching up on water.

Let’s not be too quick to judge Ms. DeVos. Maybe her plan was to meet with three people, then each of those people would meet with three more people, and so on and so on.

Seriously, they should totally put that on the tickets.