It looks like you’re trying to fire missiles.

I better not have to upgrade to the “just like mom usedta make” package for that.

Road tornadoes. Little black tornadoes that jump onto the road at night and startle you. They’re out there, and they will mess up your game.

We’re gonna need a bigger bolt.

Little Nell was Columbia. Patricia Quinn was Magenta

Wireless spark plugs. New technology.

Not so sure about that - still fighting gravity.

Yeah, they're to him what HR was to Vader.

And Holy Shit is he tough on the Tech budget. I.T. dudes on that base must hate him.

“You ever consider why a car in a neighbourhood like that would have its keys left in it?”

Yes, you do have a problem. I’ve never heard of anyone loving their suspension so much they made a clay sculpture of it.

Nothing is better at removing the vinyl than a 2000lb JDAM.

Someone is very good at reading articles.

“Make no mistake: unmanned aircraft enthusiast are aviators, and with that title comes a great deal of responsibility,” US Transportation Secretary Anthony Foxx said

It's like meeting the gal of your dreams only to find out she slept with the entire football team.

As opposed to high-mileage exotic dancers.

So Dumbya’s grandma was an IllumiNaughty.

Clinton’s term ended in the 21st century, kind sir.

Nope it’s amazing when you get used to it. You tap it, change lanes, and forget about it.