Thank you for the article! For some reason (probably climate change) we’ve been seeing flying ants around here for the first time ever. As a former resident of New Orleans, I quickly panicked and assumed they were termites spawning from my walls. But they are black, so it’s okay.

I don’t listen to Weezer, and I don’t much care what Weezer chooses to do in the future, but boy-oh-boy do I love watching people complain about Weezer! I don’t know why it’s fun, but it is.

Tesla stans normally have to do logical contortions to defend Musk, but I really love how creative they become when they have to defend the Cybertruck. It’s like Musk is trolling his own defenders by creating a truck that’s so indefensible. 

I love lifehacker, but these monthly “See the (random word) Moon” articles are a bit silly.

You’re right. Cops are the real victims here.

Cops think they are the heroes in their own fucking movies. Car chases. Shootin’ the “bad guys”. They need to live in reality like the rest of us.

Lighten up. It’s fun.

There are a lot of parallels between this and the Branson vs Bezos article.

Thanks!

There’s still one more issue that hasn’t been addressed: Why would a grown man go by the name of “Jamie”? Seriously, that’s a little creepy all by itself.

I bet his eyesight mysteriously gets better now.

*Too (argh!)

After screenshotting the ridiculous amount, the couple informed their bank, which then took another four days to rectify the error...

I don’t know if batshit crazy anime sci-fi counts, but one of the best racing movies is Redline (2009):

I would have bought this faucet for it if I had enough space overhead (and if it didn’t scare me a little):

I bought a deep 2x2 stainless steel sink for my laundry room at a local restaurant supplier. I can wash (and soak!) absolutely huge things in it. It was a very smart purchase.

Please post another article closer to when he hosts Jeopardy to remind us to watch. I haven’t watched it since the 90s, but I’ll watch it if LeVar Burton is on it.

I remember when he and his band were interviewed on MTV’s 120 Minutes in the mid-90s. He was all (I’m paraphrasing) “We’re so disturbed. We’re so edgy. Nine Inch Nails. We’re so dark.” I was actually into this stupid kind of shit back then, and even I was embarrassed for them.

Someone spread a rumor that he has lice so they’ll shave his head in lockup. Then he’ll just look like some white middle-aged, middle-management shmuck.

The rocket is metaphorical. The snot is real.