Seems like they should just sign the team over to Greta and be done with it.  

It’s kind of laughable that the trust has “experience benchmarks” that the heirs have to meet. What kind of experience did half the owners have when they bought their teams? The daughters aren’t asking to be the fucking GM. 

Pat would be extremely disappointed to have his family affairs play out in the public

SHITTY, WHAT DID YOU DO TO DREW?!?!?!!1!?

They’re really gonna be in the red now.

Very understandable. In all likelihood Drew himself will describe what happened when he comes back. Probably in uncomfortable levels of detail.

Boston fans, please don't ever change. You're a treasure.

Can Ryan Tannehill actually throw a 70+ yd Hail Mary pass? Because if he can’t, Gronk doesn’t actually need to be in the game.

It's week 14.

There you go. That throw is definitely a shortstop’s.

A brief summary of the text conversation I (a Dolphins fan) had with my sister (a Patriots fan) after the game ended.

The first 69 Gronk doesn’t like

I want to turn this play into a snortable powder and inhale it for eternity.

Like many DCCU stars, she was always horrendously miscast.  The only reason it showed less with her is that she's a genuinely good actress.

Clemens is 3rd all time in WAR, and 1st in the modern era trailing only Cy Young and Walter Johnson all time.

The HoF is such a strange institution. Why should the gatekeepers to membership there be baseball writers, and only baseball writers? Former players, current GMs, novelists, Bill James...none of those guys can vote because they lack the crucial “smelled Scott Rolen’s jockstrap after a double-header in Atlanta”…

I had forgotten about the ski grifter, Peterman’s career only lasted eight games- half of which were last year and thus not eligible for consideration, the Cavs weren’t winning that series even if JR Smith did understand how basketball works, Gruden has his own category (and let’s be honest, is probably gonna rack up…

U-Turn it illegally, U-Bought it.

It’s a Sunday and a little quiet. I’ll give you your star.