Is "summer love" a real thing? LiveScience wants to know. Different statistics and facts explain that it might be more of a pop culture phenomenon than an actual thing, but it's so goddamn hot out today and MAN. SEXY. COME HERE.
We know you've always wanted to bump uglies with someone wearing Monica Lewinsky's clothes. Or maybe you want to be wearing them yourself? It's the ultimate intern-boss fantasy, except it's hotter because it's nastier and impeachment is an aphrodisiac. Now an online company is offering you the chance to be the Monica…
Everyone deserves to use the restroom appropriately. The Colorado Rights Division just made that official with a groundbreaking decision in favor of six-year-old transgender student Coy Mathis. Coy, who was born male but identifies as female, can now use the girls’ bathroom.
Along with millions of other women, I suffer from an unfortunate, incurable condition. Living with it means that even though 97% of the time, I am not sad, angry, menopausal, or constipated, my face sends out a noticeable F-U-C-K-Y-O-U vibe. Yes, I have Chronic Bitch Face, and as a result, strangers think I'm a sad,…
Were you operating under the assumption that Wall Street needs more government regulation to prevent reckless, risky decisions that might make thousands of Americans lose their home, or zero government regulation because the free market takes care of itself, you naive Ayn Rand worshipper? Well, you are all wrong:…
In a wonderfully shocking statement issued Wednesday, the President of Exodus International announced that the group will be shutting down after 37 years of causing "suffering and judgment" for promoting and administrating ex-gay therapies. Here's to healing a ton of hearts, today.
Representative Phil Gingrey (R-GA), our resident OB/GYN Congressman and Todd Akin-sympathizer, is like the gift that keeps on giving us an active gag reflex. On the House floor last Monday, Gingrey successfully killed two progressive morals with one giant homophobic, sexist shit.
An Idaho Republican official wants to overturn anti-discrimination laws because they would prevent him from firing a gay employer who might show up to work wearing a tutu. Because that is what ALL gay people do in order to function in the workplace: they wear their tutus and commute by rainbow.
Cock-carrying members of the world: your penis is your penis! It is yours to keep for the rest of your life (I hope), and nothing should make you feel less of a penis-bearing man, including other men and their attachés. I know MEN don't like talking about their penises, so I'm going to do it for them, to them.
There are many theories that attempt to explain why women generally live longer than men in every single age group, from womb to super old status. Turns out that women do not just win the longevity race because we're powerhouses, but because men are fragile weaklings susceptible to death. Ohhh.
The people of Sweden can have sex on their LEIRVIK beds while wearing their H&M clothes and listening to Robyn, but they can't do any of that with animals anymore. Until way too recently, the nation helmed as the "perfect society" was also a nation where it was legal to have sex animals.
Yesterday, the Spurs killed the Heat in the NBA Finals game of the balls in the basket. The NBA is relatively diverse, which is why it was quite shocking (but not really) to see the internet react so dumbly and disgustingly to a pint-sized boy singing the national anthem to kickoff the game.
Well, this is awful: 50-year-old Rodger William Kelly in St. George, Utah found his 29-year-old female neighbor unconscious on his front porch. In an attempt to "warm her," he tried to have sexual intercourse with her. That is not how it works. Ever.
It's wedding season! (For single gals like me, this means drinking season.) But if the season's general aura of sweaty love made you realize you want to ask for your partner's hand in marriage, please take these recommendations into your consideration so you do not look like an embarrassing attention-seeking…
We all know from our trusty friends at every gossip magazine or site that Kanye West is a terrible boyfriend to Kim, and that he is a distant observer obsessed with his artistic pursuit. Well, in the ultimate surprise move, Kanye West demonstrates he knows what is up with the Kardashian clan: he filmed an 'American…
Waiting in line is enraging. Seeing people skip the line because they're rich, famous and/or Justin Bieber is even more enraging. It is probably the single most important reason why I want to become rich, famous and/or Justin Bieber: so I can skip the line (while releasing massive farts as punishment to the masses…
You packed your sandals, several bikinis (with a sarong so you can blend into your exotic environment) and you've even Instagrammed several potential outfits, but then you hear the awful news: Your exotic travel destination just erupted with political protests and violent government crackdowns. Oh noes! But can you…
Our sweet tease of a friend, Karma, just ejaculated karma all over Joe Francis: there is a sex tape of the "Girls Gone Wild" founder going wild with his girl, and he is super unhappy that his privacy was violated.
Congratulations to the individuals who are eager to look as if they have worked out for a hot, healthy body without actually working out (uh, well, that's almost everyone, I guess). Your life is about to get more convenient.
A new study shows that women are more likely to exceed their drinking limits than men. We're number one! Wait, there are negative consequences to drinking? Don't tell me what they are, I'm taking shots and going HAM right now.
