Every time I see a second gen 7 I remember how cool the interior of those is and I miss mine. The drop top doesn’t really do it for me, and the facelifted ’89+ (S5) design is leagues better, so I’d give this one a miss... but you can have a lot of fun with these even if they’re non-turbo.

The Demon is for two types of people:

The first, as Kristen correctly surmised, are the people whom enjoy shouting at the water cooler about how they have 840hp, and that to be clear, is 740 more than Ted in Accounting has in his Prius.

The second? Investors. Penny-stock-loving, futurist, ass holes that take what should…

“If anyone knows how to get this to the authorities please send them this video.”

Driving is not a task for me, it’s fun. Yeah, rush hour traffic, yaddy yadda. But still. The luxury is being able to drive.

Yeah, driving is/can be fun. That’s a great reason.

Why do we need autonomous vehicles again ? So that we can candy crush and facebook a few more minutes each day ?

Wario is also a capitalist because he is involved in several get rich quick schemes.
Maybe that’s why he is such a good character, he shows it’s not all black and white, you can smell of garlic and still save the world by accident while persueing wealth in order to buy steaks for yourself.

For us, it was my Mom tell me to ‘drink this cod liver oil. It’ll keep your chest lubricated and you won’t get chest colds.’ A couple of years ago, I asked my Mom about this dubious theory, she simply asked, ‘Well, did you get chest colds?’ Checkmate, Mom. Check...mate.

Don’t forget to make your kids eat the Vicks VapoRub when they have a cold. Smearing on the chest just doesn’t cut it.

What exactly is an objective movie review?

I’m not really sure what the criticism there is. All film reviews are subjective. Do you just want to know who’s in it and its run time?

Well, I read it. So I guess he wins?

There’s no such thing as an objective review.

I enjoyed the first Deadpool movie quite a bit and will likely see the sequel this weekend, but if you’re coming to Deadspin for objectivity, you’re in the wrong place.

Eh. Nah. I’ll probably enjoy it. And I’m not any sort of marvel fanboy. The first installment made me laugh. I want to say you enjoy it if you don’t overthink it, but that makes me feel like I’m saying it actually sucked, which I don’t think it did. I can’t really think of a good comparison? 

Deadpool Can Fuck Right Off - A Totally Objective Review By Shawn Cooke. Totally Objective, You Guys.

It will always be worth money, but Future Classic, nah....

If you want something that you can drive and people MAY still want to buy form you in the future, I’d look at the TA 392's or similar cars. Never gonna appreciate but seems likely to be remembered fondly at some point. That or a Hellcat.... I heard lime green…

$550,000 sounds like a lot until you compare that to the price of it’s sister ship, the USS Gerald R Ford which would cost you just shy of $13billion. In that light $550K is a steal for a boat.