Hey, you’re now in the prime “divorce window” for couples married in their 20s.

Just a thought here, but idk how comfortable I am with someone who’s mentally ill being referred to as “objectively bananas”

YES John and Jane are my favorite names

I’d suggest that instead of Jane, go with Austen. Then you get a nod to Jane with a name that’s a little unusual. (Austen is my daughter’s middle name because it was my husband’s great grandmother’s maiden name.)

My middle name is Jayne. My parents wanted something basic to go with my classic, but long, first name. Plus, my dad’s have is John, his mom and aunts are Jean, Joan, and Jan, and my mom’s middle name is Jean, so it fit in well there.

Bill, or George.. anything but Sir!!

My name is Jane, it always made me feel abit like an elderly librarian when I was a kid. It was always, Plain Jane, Tarzan & Jane, Dick & Jane, blah, blah, blah. Now that I am almost an elderly librarian I have an appreciation for my name.

I also love Jane! That’s on my theoretical list.

Although TWIST perhaps the girl is Sir in which case it’d be Yes ma’am, Sir, No ma’am, sir, Hello Ms. Sir

Sooo if you wanted to respectfully address her son it would be... Sir Sir?

“That’s Mister Sir to you!”

Rumi I can get behind, but Sir is straight-up dumb.

I seriously though it was the same guy. It’s like reverse of Tatiana Maslany on Orphan Black - I can’t believe those are two different people.

Right? It looks like one of those Evil Kermit memes.

It’s obviously the Blue-Haired Lawyer from The Simpsons. Also on Fox.

Does everyone on Fox always look like a bland white guy?

They can run for Congress.

Holy shit. HOLY SHIT. The man was watching his life flash before his eyes.

I chortled at #feelthechafe

“Unable to control her own body” appears twice in the first paragraph. Meaning this is a first draft, or someone really really likes that phrase.