Wait, I thought it was about getting it started?

I have gotten my 65+ cubicle buddy into reading Jezebel. Yesterday I asked her if all the candy on her desk was a gift (she’s always on a diet) she came back with a sassy “I’m taking that comment to shade court.” You need to franchise shade court, pronto.

Great minds etc etc

Beat me to it

Apparently I have resting pope face.

Some have kids with citizenship, others have home nations where the quality of life would be much less.

We’re better than this: Ann and Cecil Richards, Wendy Davis, Congressman Henry B Gonzales, Carter Walker Wesley etc. we’ve been gerrymandered and are fighting our way out of these clowns.

I know the name is suppose to be fire, but I just see fry. And keep thinking, that yeah, Fry would put on a festival like this, but then Bender would take over and we all know that Bender can throw one hell of a party. So I would spend a boatload of money going to a Fry Festival, I mean there is always the off…

I didn’t go to my college graduation ceremony but I would have gone to this one just to walk out on Pence.

I hate to imagine how Trump pronounces Nigerian.

Here’s the trailer for a documentary on the last abortion clinic in Mississippi:

That’s what it’s for! Grandma is probably quite pleased you got to use and enjoy it. I never understood people who waste money on plastic trash when you’ve got perfectly good china sitting around.

Then you used it. Which is good. Also, you’re clumsy, which may or may not be problematic for you.

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That seriously sounds like me. My dad has a fancy dinnerware collection but it’s more prestine pieces he’s collected over the years from the early 20th century. I know it’s a bit weird for a guy but he likes it and no one can ever use it. He probably shouldn’t leave it to me because I’d just eat noodles off it and let…

O, Bohemia!

Heathen.

Finally! My people!