I thought that was Diabeetus

have they gotten off of your lawn yet tho

He and Kyrie need to have a Science Hour Podcast called “At the Earth’s Edge.” It’d be totally wacky.

Well shit, Magary, I’m sorry to hear this. I wish you a speedy recovery, even if I can’t send good wishes for the Vikings. Cheers.

Tucker Carlson always looks like he’s trying to figure out if people can tell he shit his pants

It wasn’t Gruden, it was Gruden

...why not both?

We have a single-serve bathroom with both a urinal *and* a toilet, and one of my co-workers is the most casually disgusting person I know as he refuses to flush EITHER of them. He has really explosive shit and refuses to clean the bowl after shit-spraying. He’s in management though so we all pretend like we don’t know…

If we could get another indictment this week AND have one (or both) of the Krassensteins disappear forever, this week could actually be like Christmas coming early!

These comparisons are so easy! Of course they have similar styles. I’m looking for something more meaty, like who is gonna be the next Red Mamba? That’s the gritty reporting I’m looking for.

it’s all downhill from here

Do you think his trajectory would have been any better if he’d stayed with Cleveland, or would he still be butt?

Washington Exec Doug Williams: At Least We’re Not Fisting Our Writers Like Vox Does

I really enjoyed Ben Tippett’s coverage of the matches, bring him back again!

I thought JR Smith shitting the bed in Game 1 of the Finals was as good a meltdown as I’ve ever seen

my favorite part is that his twitter references that he’s (perpetually) a candidate for a degree in theology, but I talked to God and she says he’s an asshole...

Plot twist: It was Draymond’s mom calling him out for *still* being a little bitch

and that’s what I call serendipity

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We take the side of decent people and say “Fuck them both.”